Video Game Rap Battles
Johnny Gat vs. Trevor Phillips
[Intro]
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
PLAYER 1: JOHNNY GAT!
PLAYER 2: TREVOR PHILLIPS!
FIGHT!
[Johnny Gat]
Gat is back, baby and it's time for some fun
Disses flying like rounds, you can never have too many guns
I'm always up for some carnage and so I'm bringing the pain
You try to mess with the Saints? Well, now I know you're insane
I guess we're both full of surprises, I mean, look at our games
I brought the Vice Kings under fire when you went up in flames
This is a war of the gangs, our name will put you in your place
Rocket launch you to the Moon, now who's the Gangster in Space?
Get in the way of my business and none shall be spared
Take some pride in yourself
You should do something with your hair
You unstable, disloyal, mama-kissing brat
I know you'll love what's on the end of my baseball bat
[Trevor Phillips]
Oh, this big fake comes into my home trying to fight?
And I thought there was only one Jehovah in my life
Draw your knife on me, I can tell you're not that bright
And you Johnny, are not very (gunshot)ing nice
Robbery, dealing, gun running, I'm the boss
And seeing who you elect as president, I would be your god
The method in the madness is you rappin' out of harmony
You're going out of business, Johnny, I'll call you the Lost MC
387 counts of murder and here's your failed attempt
Hopefully, you'll save yourself better than you did your girlfriend
I'll bash your skull in and when your Saints come through
All that remains is your bits of brains on my boot
[Johnny Gat]
I didn't fail, scum like you don't deserve die
Bring Aisha into this again and you'll be buried alive
I know you take the easy way out when your match has been met
So go ahead and take a shot, I'll just come back from the dead
[Trevor Phillips]
Oh, I like it, denial, that's the first step to your end
Look I love you, but your rhymes make me wanna break your neck
So prepare to meet the same fate as all of those I've slain
I'd say go to Hell, but you're ahead of the game
[Outro]
GAME OVER!
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VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!