Hello?
Hey, it's your ex!
It's one in the morning
What the hell do you want?
Baby, I'm horny
So what are you saying?
You wanna get together?
I want you to come over
All dressed up in leather
Like you used to do
Back in '02
You give me nice dreams
Make me wanna scream, ooo, ooo, ooo
That's not happening again
That was was back then
And now I'm interested in bigger and better men

[Chorus]
No booty calls
Deck
No booty calls
Deck
That's not happening

Aww, Kelly, I still got it goin' on
I know you're hot to trot and I'm warm for your form
Wow, with clichés like that
I'm really torn
Your game is played
Go back to your porn
Don't start me up
You make a dead man cum
Then you can just drop dead
'Cause you ain't getting some
What happened to the freak that used to rock my world?
Well the freak's still here
But she's not your girl
You broke up with me
I made a mistake
So why don't just ask me out on a date?
Uh? Uh? Tonight's fate
Please