You couldn't do it in person
You had to text message break up
You fuck up
Oh my god, I wanna throw up

You couldn't even spell break right
B-R-A-K-E?
That's in your car, dummy

And I'm not gonna take this disgrace
I'll be like mace in you face on MySpace
Just you wait until you read the shit on you
I'm gonna blog about
You like text so much?
How much you like it now?

[Chorus]
You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
After two years?
You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
Get a clue
I'll go Alanis Morissette on you