[Intro: Squidward Tentacles]
So if we play loud, people might think we're good!
And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four!

[Instrumental]

[Interlude: Mr. Krabs & Radio Guy]
Hello! I was wondering if you could play that song again?
The one that goes..."beep-boop-boop-bop, boop-boop-beep".

Nah, man, you're thinking of "beep-boop-boop-bop, boop-boop-bop".

[Instrumental]

[Breakdown: Squidward Tentacles]
Okay, new theory: Maybe we should play so quietly, no-one can hear us.

[Instrumental]