(Sponge bob): Sippin on the kelp juice, don’t even know my own routes and Myers sponge or a cookie trying to pass the driving school I feel like a rookie, Mrs. puff eight teaching me shit I work a minimum wage job at the crusty crab, my managers a cheap bastard he’s a crab, loves money never had a honey, My best friend is not the smartest as a fry cook I work the hardest, what do you Gotta say squid
(Squidward): SpongeBob shut up, my life’s been really tough, working at the crusty crab isn’t the best job, i’m working every day, I’m living next to Patrick SpongeBob my life sucks.Thinking about ending it but man I shouldn’t because of your nuts. Mr. Krabs thinks he owns me well he doesn’t his million dollar is in my budget, some things he says he thinks he’s the big man but I’ll show you what my clarinet can do to Mr. crabs
(Mr.Krabs): arggg argg arggg arggg argg, did someone say money, that’s all I ever cared about, that’s all I ever need, all I ever want. Nickels and dimes shake their asses on my hard crab cock in my dreams. My wife used to get me off then she died in a high speed boat chase. Now pearl sticks my red hard dick in her blow hole and makes me cum and sends it high in the sky. My bank account is fat and so is my ass. I want mrs. puff to fuck me so bad. My grandpa used to rape me and I liked it. Argg arggg arggg. I can’t wait to leave the bikini bottom so I can jump off the Eiffel Tower and kill my self