Squidward Tentacles
Closed on Squidward
[Intro]
This song clean for Jesus
Yeah

[Verse 1]
Closed on Squidward, you my Krusty Krab
Closed on Squidward, you my Krusty Krab
Grab the Patties, grill them in the lab
Chop up the lettuce, y’all don’t think I’m rad
Avocado, eating all that fat
Watch out for yo health, it might end up bad
Closed on Squidward, you my Krusty Krab
You my number 3, with that extra wrap
He talkin money, we know your pockets flat
You look at Squidward, go give that nose a grab
Watch out for Spongebob, he might make you laugh
And if you need one, he’ll give you an extra map

[Verse 2]
Stand up for my own
Even if these Patties taste like stone
I take these orders answеring the phone
Why peoplе gotta hate on me alone?
I do my shift and then I head back home, yeah

[Outro]
Squiddy!