[Chorus 1: Realbiggobruh & Squidward Tentacles]
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Damn, here we go again
Spongbob passed on this beat, and made it to a jam
But every squid I’m not made me every squid I am
Damn, here we go again
Squid’s talking shit, but when the shit hits the fan
Every squid I’m not made me every squid I am

[Verse 1: Realbiggobruh]
I’ll never be picture-perfect Squilliam
Be blue as the sea, or rich as Mr. Krabs
Remember squid from Bluestreet? He was green as the kelp was
I’ll never bе laid back like Spongebob is
I nevеr could see why fish people’ll reach a
Fake ass squid that they couldn’t keep up
You see how I ached up?
You see how I played a big role in Bikini Bottom like Krabs in his pay cuts?
I never rocked mayonnaise as a instrument like Patrick
Or rock some eric bobbles like Sandy Cheeks, man
Let me know if you ain’t gonna, man
‘Cause every squid I’m not made me every squid I am

[Chorus 2: Realbiggobruh & Squidward Tentacles]
Damn, here we go again
Everybody saying what’s not for him
But every squid I’m not made me every squid I am
Damn, here we go again
Squid’s talking shit, but when the stuff hits the fan
Every squid I’m not made me everything I am
[Verse 2: Squidward Tentacles]
And I’m back to tear it up
Coming, start up your engines, I hear 'em gearing up
People talk so much shit about me at Chum Bucket
That they forget to get their food, yeah
Okay, fair enough, the squids is flaring up
They want more sponge talk, or I don’t swear enough
Krusty clothes, no pants, I’m commando
Can I add that he aches out at all of his shows
So say goodbye to the S-Q-I-D-D-Y
Say goodbye to the S-P-O-N-G-E
They rather give me that Squi-Squiddy Please Award
But I’ll just take this SSG Award

[Chorus 3: Squidward Tentacles]
Damn, here we go again
Squiddy’s talking shit, but when the shit hit the fan
Every squid I’m not made me every squid I am
Damn, here we go again
Everybody saying, yeah, what’s not for him
But every squid I’m not made me every squid I am