Squidward Tentacles
Flashing Squids (YouTube Exclusive)
[Intro]
Flashing squids
Flashing squids
Flashing squids
Flashing squids

[Verse 1]
She don’t believe in Patrick Star
But she believes in boats and cars
Mrs. Puff and Patrick Star
Krabby Patties, we off the charts
She more of Bikini Bottom
I’m more of the famous withsady
My name is Squidward, yeah, you know I love me
Play my clarinet so loud that’s under the sea
And the weather’s so dandy
Man, why can’t I always be with Sandy?
She in the mirror doin’ her little dancy
I get a call like, “Where are you fancy?”
Then I hit him with the Squid City
I’m out of town, I ain’t even near Bikini
Dang, thesе squiddies got me
I hate thеse squiddies more than Spongebob

[Hook]
As I recall, I love to take these orders
But I never thought I would ever take yours
What do I know?
Flashing squids
What do I know?
Flashing squids (Ooh)
[Verse 2]
I know it’s been a while, Mrs. Puff
We ain’t talk and you know I was doing my thang
Squiddy out here making albums
Yeah, you know that I be winning Grammys
I’m doing my thang
And if somebody would’ve told me
That Aga got moldy
Man, I wouldn’t wanna know
And if somebody told me my clarinet broke
Man, it’d be so difficult
Feeling like Patrick with no Mayo
Like Sandy with no air dome
Like Spongebob with no Krabby Patties
Playing clarinet for the whole wide world, yeah, you know?
In the past, you on the other side of the grass
In the Jellyfish Fields, yeah
I’m just sayin’, hey, Sandy Cheeks
Come home, you know you can’t roam without Squiddy

[Hook]
As you recall, you know I love to take orders
But you never thought that I would ever take yours
What do you know?
Flashing squids
What do you know?
Flashing squids (Ooh)
[Outro]
As you recall, I know I love to take orders
But I never thought that I would ever take yours
What do I know?
Flashing squids
What do I know?
Flashing squids (Ooh)
Flashing squids
Flashing squids (Squids, squids, squids, squids, squids...)