[Intro]
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[Chorus]
Now, I ain’t saying she a gold digger
But she ain’t messing’ with no broke Squidward
Now, I ain’t saying she a gold digger
She ain’t messing’ with no broke Squidward
Get down Pearl, go 'head, get down
Get down Pearl, go 'head, get down
Get down Pearl, go 'head, get down
Get down Pearl, go 'head

[Verse 1]
Squiddy is on meds, met her at a Squiddy salon
While he’s singing my little song, while he’s mowing his lawn
Say, “I can tell your squid, I can tell by your bits
But kids, I saw them, man, they wanna see the squid”
But I’m lookin’ for the one, have you seen her?
My Squiddy told mе she’ll have that booty like Mrs. Puff
Sandy, еven Spongebob, oh yeah
Now I gotta take the little kids to the Patty
Ok, I took the kids, they hopped in my boat
We all start to float, and we go to the boat
I take ‘em to the Patty and then I have to pay
If you messin’ with the Squid, then you better behave
You know why? It takes too much to touch her
From what I heard, she got a baby with Spongebob
And you know, she might have one with Patrick
But I don’t care what none of y’all say, I still love her
[Chorus]
Now, I ain’t saying she a gold digger
But she ain’t messing’ with no broke Squidward
Now, I ain’t saying she a gold digger
But she ain’t messing’ with no broke Squidward
Get down Pearl, go 'head, get down
Get down Pearl, go 'head, get down
Get down Pearl, go 'head, get down
Get down Pearl, go 'head

[Verse 2]
Eighteen squids, eighteen squids
She gets a video, ain’t got you for eighteen squids
Used the Krabby Patty just for one of their kids
And you gotta feed the rest, man, how could this be?
Give her all her money, straight on the Monday
Then she buys a car, and she gives all to Sandy
She was s’posed to buy a Krabby Patty with all of her money
Now she’s with Mr Krabs, and she’s calling him honey
She went ahead and bought some chum with the money
You should’ve been insured, Geico with your money
And then you hear her say, “Baby, I’m with Plankton, I’m with Plankton”
It’s something that you hate to hear
‘Cause he’s down here and you’re up there
Eighteen squids, eighteen squids
And on the 18th one, you found out they weren’t his
[Chorus]
Now, I ain’t saying she a gold digger
But she ain’t messing’ with no broke Squidward
Now, I ain’t saying she a gold digger
But she ain’t messing’ with no broke Squidward
Get down Pearl, go 'head, get down
Get down Pearl, go 'head, get down
Get down Pearl, go 'head, get down
Get down Pearl, go 'head

[Verse 3]
Now I ain’t saying you a gold digger, I’m just squid
And everybody ‘round the world like to place their bids
But you stole all my money with the eighteen kids
Now I’m working at the Chum Bucket, I don’t know
See me takin’ orders?
Squidward, yeah, you know I’m crossing borders
I got that ambition, baby just look at my ink
Last week I was a Sponge, this week I’m a squid
So give it a try
I know that Sponge is ballin’, and yeah, that’s nice
But I’m a little Squiddy, and you know that I stay right, girl
But when I get on, I’ll leave ya for squirrel

[Chorus 2]
Get down Pearl, go 'head, get down
Get down Pearl, go 'head, get down
Get down Pearl, go 'head, get down
Get down Pearl, go 'head
[Outro]
Can a squid hear that back?