[Intro: Arthur Russell & Squidward Tentacles]
Baby lion goes
Where the squiddies goes

[Verse 1]
You said you never saw this comin’, well, your not alone
Hundred Krabby Patties inside of a squiddies home
Sandy called, said she give me best years of her life
I saw her with Mr. Krabs, I guess she was right
I wake up, I guess I am the manager
Checking Krusty Krab takeout
Pictures of me walking out with a squid
But the fish is so blurry, you know I could get the fake out
Wake up, all Patties, no chum
Hundred percеnt squid, there’s no sponge
Thеn I make myself a smoothie
Then me and Sandy make a movie
Squid City, Squid City, squid is with Bikini Bottom
Ándale, ándale, E.O, E.O, uh-oh, uh-oh
Had me swim so far, I switched the time zone
You was the best of all time at the time though
But you still wasn’t mine though

[Chorus]
And I still swam 30 hours
Hey-hey-hey
And I still swam 30 hours to you
[Verse 2]
Uh, I remember rapping for the sponge and Mr. Krabs, a young Squiddy that’s just trying to get his flows off
I was scared to play the clarinet
Until I got up on the stage, and picture everybody with they clothes off
Expedition with Sandy Cheeks edition
I was swimming with Spongebob in the kitchen
Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt, like a boating school for woman
Then I get there and all the Krabby Patties are fitting, Pearl
You don’t love me, you’re pretendin’
I need a good beginnin’, middle, and endin’
Squid City, Squid City, to Bikini Bottom
I’m the only squid in here, that’s all that I know
I got a three star Krabby Patty for you
Called down for a Patty, girl, it’s 5 in the morning
You realize we’re at the Krusty Krab, not Squid City
The only thing that’s open is the Chum Bucket, don’t start with me
I used to run the Krusty Krab like it’s no job
That was before-before there was no Spongebob
But you was suckin’ that Squiddy nose the whole time
I guess a nose job is better than no job

[Chorus]
Uh, and I swam back 30 hours
Hey-hey-hey
And I swam back 30 hours for you
Swam back 30 hours
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You know squid swam 30 hours for you, for you
And I still swam 30 hours
Hey-hey-hey
And I still swam 30 hours for you
Yeah, a squid swam 30 hours