Rap Critic
Orc Cop
Yeah, ha-ha, orc cop! Iggety-ig-igg- Orc Cop, the Iggety Orc Cop!
Iggety-ig-igg- Orc Cop, the Iggety Orc-Orc--

--Orc Cop, never gonna stop
Better watch the clock, cause an orc is a cop, now
Half orc, half cop, Orc is on top
Cop is on the bottom, scales? Badge? Yeah, he got ‘em
Walk into the station, and to my surprise
There was a big ass orc right beside the guys!
I said "Who’s this?" He Said, "I'm Orc Cop"
And I'm ya new partner!" That made my heart stop!
I said "Orcs ain't cops!" He said "Now we are!"
Then he went outside into his Audi Car
And put his orc keys in his orc ignition
Then we drove off together for a cop-orc mission
I thought "Orc cop!" Y'all buggin'!
A few hours later, me and orc cop were huggin'! (They were huggin')
Turns out, I shouldn’t judge him, for bein' an orc
Because we’re all police so they so they just treat us like pork!
Me and Orc Cop put our problems aside
Hopped back in the car and said let’s ride!
Yo, we knew had each other back
So we found an Orc minority and framed him with Orc Crack...

Now who ya gonna call? (Not the M-I-BEEZ!)
Now who you gonna call? (Orc C-O-P!)
If you are an orc who’s a teenage child
BREAK OUT, before you get pro-filed, by the--
Orc-orc cop!
The kids call us pork chops! (The Orc-Orc Cop!)
He used to be a short stop! (The Orc-Orc Cop!)
But now, he’s a sure shot! (The Orc-Orc Cop!)
Not a lot rhymes with "Orc Cop"

Orc-orc cop!
The kids call us pork chops! (The Orc-Orc Cop!)
He used to be a short stop! (The Orc-Orc Cop!)
But now, he’s a sure shot! (The Orc-Orc Cop!)
Not a lot rhymes with "Orc Cop"

So get ready to feel, similar to an eel
How's a pig, just, like, a snitch? Huh, they both like to squeal!
So get ready to feel, slimier than an eel
How's a pig, just, like, a snitch? Huh, they both like to squeal!

Yeah, ha ha!
Kids, eat your peas! (Yea-ah!)
Listen to your parents! (Okay!)
Look both ways before you cross the street!

Yeah! Woo!
We had to repeat this! (Had to!)
We had to repeat this!
Yeah!
It would be financially advantageous to do so (Yea-ah!)
Remember when music sold so well that people would use lead single to promote movies? (Yes, I do!)
Ha ha!
Yeah!
We're gonna make this a franchise (Okay!)
Woo!
We're, like, gonna have a knock-off animated TV show
I-it's gonna be on FOX on Saturday mornings (Huh?)
Sat-saturday morning cartoons? Th-th-that's still a thing, right? (No!)

Yeah!
It's like a forest
Sometimes it makes me hoarse
When I need to sing this chorus
Ha ha ha ha ha!

It's like a forest
Sometimes it makes me hoarse
When I need to sing this chorus
Ha ha ha ha ha!

It's Lindsay's review
Of the Bright Orc Cop
It's Lindsay's review
Of the Bright Orc Cop
Give it to me...