Rap Critic
Rap Libs: “Move B!tch” by Ludacris and Mystikal
[Verse]
Oh, nooo!
The PENIS's out
I'm bout to CHEW your BUTHOLE out
Get the SCHNITZEL back, guard your grill
There's something wrong, we can't stay still
I've been KNITTING and busting too
And I been thanking of DRIBBLING you
Upside your SUCCULENT forehead
And if your friends jump in, they'll be mo' DEFENSTRATED
Causing confusion, Disturbin' the Peace
It's not an illusion, we running the streets
So bye-bye to all you groupies and gold diggers
Is there a bumper on your BASAL GANGLIA...? No SPOON!
I'm doing a WALL on the highway
So if you do the speed limit, get the BIKE outta my way
I'm SCANDINAVIAN, hardly ever caught sober
And you about to get ran the GOAT over

[Hook]
Move BANANA, get out the way
Get out the way BANANA, get out the way
Move BANANA, get out the way
Get out the way BANANA, get out the way

[Verse #2]
Here I come, here I go
Uh oh, don't jump LLAMA: move!
You see them headlights? You hear that DYSLEXIC crowd?
(OG OG OG!)
Start that OBNOXIOUS show, I'm comin' through
Hit the stage and knock the curtains down
I BEAT the crowd up - that's what I do
Young and successful - a FAT symbol
The PICKLES want me to TWERK - true, true
Hold up, wait up, shorty
Oh what's up, getting my BUTT TICKLED, what are you doing
Sidelining my STRIPPING BUSINESS business
Trying to get my paper, child support suing
Give me that truck and take that rental back
Who bought these BURNIN' TV's and jewelry DOUCHE, tell me that
No, I ain't bitter, I don't give a DUCK
But I'mma tell you like this GERIATRIC
You better not walk in front of my ALLIGATOR