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Ken & Rap Critic:
We thought it would be cool if we did like you just of, I guess like one of your ideas the whole worst lyrics thing and just kind of- so made it like Dead End Hip Hop infused type of thing conversation
What do you guys want to do now, like. This is a Big Sean VS Lil Wayne and I was like
Who lyrics are worst. Because we didn't want to do exactly what you do
Rap Critic & Myke C Town:
Yeah, but um- Some kind of argument here one person is an obvious loser in this scenario. oh, you think? yes I do. Hold your opinion to the camera. Alright, alright
Alright everybody, welcome to another episode of Dead End Hip Hop. And we have a special guest joining us, it's the Rap Critic
Yo, it's the Rap Critic. Um, Google me at Rap Critic- I came up with my name before I knew there were other rap critics on the internet.
My Patreon is Patreon.com/RapCritic, yeah um.
Myke C-Town & Rap Critic
Dropping the money- I don't know I'm the Rap Critic, give me some motherfucking money. You pay me, bitch
But yeah, so we got with him. We're going to do a collab. We basically just kind of combining the channels man. He has a series called 'Worst Rap Lyrics'
Worst Lyrics I've Ever Heard (This Month) which is like this is what I just happened to hear that sucked this month and then next month I'll have lyrics that I happened to hear that all- that sucks
We are going to actually debate, somehow, um verse. Who has the who lyrics: Big Sean or- or you know- you already know man Lil Wayne
Before we start, who's on side Big Sean, who's on side Lil Wayne?
I'm not on side, but- oh I'm side-
Who do you think is worse? Just before we even start just throw-
You think Big Sean is worst than Lil Wayne?
I will probably go Sean Too.
Myke C-Town & Rap Critic:
Okay, and you think Wayne. Wayne. I'm a little- I'm still a little bit on the fence, but here's the thing. I think Wayne, terrible, but it's funny. Big Sean is so fucking bad he makes you mad- But here's the thing. But I'm with Big Sean
The thing I'll say is that, it's a little unfair because- if you're gonna compare discographies. Big Sean hasn't had that much time to give you as much shit
But he had enough time for us to make a decision
Rap Critic & Ken:
But what I mean is that, saying who's worse, I would say Lil Wayne is worse because (Okay) he has so much that's bad, you know what I mean. I'll put it to you like this- Sheer volume
But he has good albums. Big Sean-
Ken & Myke C-Town:
Right, Lil Wayne is a fell off- Exactly Big Sean never came up
Way to put it, way to put it, way to put it
I'll say this, he has kind of- I wont say master, but he's definitely made it an interesting flowing like the sort of hemiola rap. This guy is thinking about this, you know and so I can't completely just go like, "No you suck, because-" you know and that- that's what I tkae into account, like Soulja Boy, he's not thinking on that level
He never had too
Yeah, I know yeah. Vanilla Ice- well, relative to now, he's actually not as terrible
He's better than Big Sean
Serious, honestly for real. I honestly think people were a little to harsh on Vanilla Ice
Myke C-Town, Ken, Rap Critic & Beezy:
Yeah they were- It was because of- It was because of he was fronting (Exactly, exactly) That's what lead to his downfall. And know that's a thing that you do so everybody is like. It's weird, he opened to door for being- for being kind of a fake and now that's just kind of life- oh no (That's the standard) People don't tell the truth
Give us a Lil Wayne lyric you think it- it could out do any wack Big Sean lyrics. And I'll see- I'll see if I can one up youRap Critic:Lil Wayne - How to Hate (Ft. Young Fyre & T-Pain)From Tha Carter IV[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
And I don't love them hoes
But don't fuck up with Wayne cause when it "Waynes" it poursRap Critc:
Come on, did he just say that to me? Did I just hear that? That recorded, and other people are like 'Yeah, no, what's wrong with that?'
You think that's- you think that's worse thanBig Sean - Play No Games (Ft. Chris Brown & Ty Dolla $ign)From Dark Sky Paradise[Verse 1: Big Sean]
I'm all ears, in other words here for yaRap Critc:
That line is too, it's not- it's not punchy enough to be like 'What?' It's more like- just like 'Oh, okay whatever'
Okay, how about this, okayBig Sean - Dark Sky (Skyscrapers) // Cosmic Kev Freestyle October 10, 2014[Verse 2]
I'm trying to move in my safe
Like the safe was a safehouseBeezy:
You reacting- isn't that bad
Alright, alrightRap Critic:Lil Wayne - Mrs. Officer (ft. Kidd Kidd & Bobby V) From Tha Carter III[Verse 2: Lil Wayne & (Bobby Valentino)]
Then I beat it like a cop
Rodney King, baby, yeah I beat it like a cop
Hahah! Beat it like a cop
Rodney King, baby, yeah I beat it like a copRap Critic & Myke C-Town:
Four times in succession, look up Mrs. Officer. That's tight. No that's not. That's tight. No, no Beat it like a cop- He's dropping it to make you understand. Okay, that's ridiculous Okay, okayMyke C-Town:Big Sean - Blessings (Ft. Kanye West & Drake)From Dark Sky Paradise[Verse 3: Big Sean]
I guess when your stars align
You do like the solar system and plan it outBeezy & Myke C-Town:
Come on, come on. I rather beat it like a cop. Beat it like a cop- So wack
It seems like you're reading me dad jokes
Dad joke rap. You're absolutely rightKen:Big Sean - FireFrom Hall of Fame[Verse 1: Big Sean]
Was in Japan so long, I almost learn to speak, had to leave
Back to the hood, where they don't understand unless you speak in TrapaneseRap Critic:
Not that bad
TrapaneseRap Critic:Paris Hilton - Good Times (Ft. Lil Wayne)[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
I walked up to a big butt, and ask her ass "Butt What?"Myke C-Town:
Yes. I walked up to a big butt, and ask her ass Butt What. Not even a wordplay
Wayne said that?
Butt what (*Dances*)
I'm just putting all the shit jokes off, because we- there's too many. There's too many.Lil Wayne - Swag SurfFrom No Ceilings[Verse]
I'm the hardest shit, go in your ass and searchRap Critic:
What did you just requested me? That's a Lil Wayne lyric, that's your boy
Grabbed a Wayne lyric here. I don't know if you got this, butLogic - Alright (Ft. Big Sean)From Under Pressure (Deluxe Version)[Verse 2: Big Sean]
She doin' tricks with her pussy, I guess she's a vagician (Good)Beezy:
Is that coming out of Human Being?
I never heard that one
I love it
This is the one, no, this is likeLil Wayne - Yes (Ft. Pharrell Williams)[Verse 4: Lil Wayne]
Weezy F baby and the 'F' is for phenomenalBeezy & Myke C-Town:
Yeah I think we- yeah I- (Come on)
Yeah he did that
And what's funny is that I went on Rap Genius and was like maybe there's something I'm missing. It said like if it was Spanish it would be spelled like f-f-fphe- and I was like really
I got plenty of Lil Wayne lyricsLil Wayne - HustlinFrom Dedication 2[Verse 1]
And I got a bitch with me, call her "Miss Without-Drawers"
And I'm at the bank, you could call me "Mr. Withdrawals"Myke C-Town:
That's dumb as fuck. But you see that's the thing. Lil Wayne is better than Big Sean. Lil Wayne can say that terrible ass line and you laugh. When Big Sean said some shitBig Sean - Dark Sky (Skyscrapers)From Dark Sky Paradise[Verse 2]
Credit card used to be EBT, in the D though that's D-EBTKen:
You know whatBig Sean - I Do ItFrom Finally Famous[Verse 2]
She put that thong on my groin-groin and then it go boing!Rap Critic & Myke C-Town:
It's interesting, I guess Lil Wayne just goes so over the top that it comes around for some people (and it works) and it becomes entertaining again. Big Sean doesn't go far enough is what I'm getting from you guys
Big Sean is just corny, that's what makes it worse for me. Here's the- I don't think Big Sean delivers the lines with confidence. I feel like Big Sean deep down kind of knows that these lines are shit. Lil Wayne comes in and saids I just wrote the best shit, yeah I'm the shit ya'll just poop stains. He said that shit like that shit is dope.
What you got?
Oh, umBig Sean - Stay DownFrom Dark Sky Paradise[Verse 2]
Yeah, tryna get that hotel money
But you know them crackers ain't gonna let you get the RitzMyke C-Town:
He didn't get it
No I got it
Big Sean so deep he didn't even get it. He didn't even get it- he didn't even get itMyke C-Town:Big Sean - I Know (Ft. Jhene Aiko)From Dark Sky Paradise[Bridge: Big Sean & Jhene Aiko]
And you know we on a roll like we did good in collegeMyke C-Town:
You like that one?
That's not bad
You are lying to me!
We on a roll like we did good in college
Honor roll, come on
You think that's good?
You made that shit up!
I wish I did
Come on, it at least took you a second to figure out what was going on. Come on
I didn't hear what he said, and I was like repeat that again
This is the problem with Big Sean, even the way he delivers it when you hear it you're like what the fuck are you doing rapping
Rap Critic & Myke C-Town:
You know- you know what I'm going to say actually I feel like- um, going back to delivery, I feel like that is actually partially important. His- his voice isn't strong enough (Yes) and- and that will go to what you said, so as far as you know the dexterity in what he's doing that's cool, but I feel like the forcefulness doesn't hit as hard and so when the punchlines aren't as strong it- it's that much more pungentBeezy: Big Sean - Win Some, Lose Some (Ft. Jhene Aiko)From Dark Sky Paradise[Verse 2: Big Sean]
On my way to see Kim and Ye both tie the knot
Wishin' me and you were no strings attached, but we're notsMyke C-Town:
See, it's painful. It's fucking painful.
It's fucking painful
See, Big Sean is worse than Lil WayneMyke C-Town:Big Sean - You Don't Know (Ft. Ellie Goulding)From Hall of Fame[Verse 2: Big Sean]
I don't give a fuck about no feelings, I ain't no dentistMyke C-Town:
But see it's funny now, when you hear him say it, you're just like what the fuck. Fucking lame ass. When Lil Wayne drops shit like that you're like, okay that was funny
I just feel like the over saturation of Lil Wayne and the fact that- this is the metaphor I'm thinking of, he's especially like in 2007 to 2010. There was this big period where he was just on everything. Even if the verses weren't good or not, it's just the fact that he's there, he's on the song, he has to be on every song and so- and the problem with that is like if every verse was fantastic, that would have been great, but most of them were subpar. It's like the amount is so much that's just wack, and yes there's a lot that's good, but I feel like the problem is that most of it is polluted it's actually- it ruins the sorta legacy of him and that's what I feel makes it work. At least Big Sean was never at a point to disappoint
But you know what though
Ken & Beezy:
But with the counter to that is- is also this- look we know Lil Wayne is not even trying to write his shit. He's drinking, he's on drugs, he doing all kind of shit so he's going to the studio freestyling (Yeah). What Big Sean doing?Big Sean - Live This Life (Ft. The-Dream)From Finally Famous[Verse 1: Big Sean]
This shit classic, they ask "where your outfit from?"
Plead the Saks FifthRap Critc & Myke C-Town:
Well- (What) Well
They ask where the outfit from, plead the Saks Fifth. He wrote that shitBeezy:Big Sean - Platinum and WoodFrom Dark Sky Paradise (Deluxe)[Verse 2]
Cause there's n***as in the streets
Getting money under my nose that I must stashMyke C-Town:
Ken: I have two moreBig Sean - Dance (A$$)From Finally Famous[Verse 2]
I got that mad dick, you know it always nut up
And it got an attitude, no wonder why it's stuck upBeezy:
That what good, I'm sorry
I like that
Gah, let me finish
That shit was drop, that shit was drop, I'm sorry. I would ride on that, that shit was dopeBig Sean - All Figured OutFrom Hall Of Fame[Verse 2]
They taught me that I had to dream, black history month
I wake up and treat the day like stack history month
I'm talkin' Malcolm Flex, Jessie Rackson
Front of the plane: I'm Rozay ParksRap Critic:
Are you sure that's not a Kanye West line?Kanye West - Good MorningFrom Graduation[Verse 2: Kanye West]
I'm like the fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessaryKen:
Case close baby, case close, case close
Malcolm Flex, Jessie Rackson
That's tight, oh that's tight
That's Big Sean man, that's Big Sean
Oh That's Big Sean
Yeah, that's Big Sean
Like I said before- god damn I don't want to follow that, but look, like I said before. The reason Big Sean comes off so much worse is not just the fact that the lyrics are wack, it's what he's actually saying. It's not the fact they don't rhyme well or they're just bad wordplay. Bruh, listen to this. This is some shit no rapper should really be talking about
OkayMyke C-Town:Big Sean - MILF (Ft. Juicy J & Nicki Minaj)From Hall of Fame[Verse 2: Big Sean & MILF]
boy she freaky (freaky)
Shoulda known she was kinky
When I walked inside the room and I seen her slinky (what the fuck)
Even made me use my pinkyMyke C-Town:
What fucking rapper brags about pinky banging some chick. Big fucking Sean. The chick is like I'm not fucking you, but you can get your pinky stinky and that's it.
What- what- how does the slinky work in?
Have you never seen a girl slinky?
Is it like a- I'm not gonna say it
Why are you looking at me?
Beezy: I got Lil Wayne for you, oh my god.Lil Wayne - Lay It Down (Ft. Cory Gunz & Nicki Minaj)from I Am Not a Human Being II[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
N***as call me Hi-C because I'm high as you can seeBeezy:
Wait, wait, waitLil Wayne - Lay It Down (Ft. Cory Gunz & Nicki Minaj)From I Am Not a Human Being II[Verse 1: Lil Wanye]
N***as say they paid they dues, well I'm checkin' your receipt
Might as well go stupid since this is a stupid beat
Grab the owl out the tree, and ask that bitch, who but me?Myke C-Town:
Wayne is tight, bruh
Who but meKen:Lil Wayne - New SlavesFrom Dedication 5[Verse 2]
I got a knife in my pocket if there's a fork in the road
I'm the man of steel, but I won't say what I stoleMyke C-Town:
What's even the wordplay
I'm the man on steal. See Wayne so deep, you don't get it!
What are you stealing? I'm not telling you. That's for me to know, but- but my problem is that he- he's like basically a Jackson Pollock painting. Like, you know, hey he splashes at a wall and maybe sometimes it might be cool
Because of my name, because of my name
If anyone else said it, it would be, 'fuck you, moving on' and that's my problem. And the fact he was at such a high status at one point.
And Big Sean never hit that
And, no, no, no, I mean commercially
Big Sean will be Bob Ross and he will always be Bob Ross
And I mean commercially, commercially- commercially he was at such a high point and there is where- just my life comes into it and was just like, 'oh this just is supposed to be the best rapper alive, well I need to hear all your verses and they have to be awesome forever' because if they're not, then why are you saying- calling yourself the best rapper alive. You know what I mean.
It was a marketing ploy.
Yeah I know it was a marketing ploy, but it's just like- that's what makes you- that's- yeah I know, it got people to listen, but at the same time is just like, but what does it mean
No, no, no, no, it did more then, then
Well it got people to believe, yeah I understand, but it's like- but then all that tells me is that you're great at building a facade
Rod (Modest Media):
Myke, give me some Lil Wayne lyrics before- we can now, but you gotta give us
I'm in the hood-Brisco - In the Hood (Ft. Lil Wayne)From Street Medicine[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
I'm butter on the bread like Parkay
And I am all about me like Doe RayMyke C-Town:
This is specifically for you, if you ever meet Lil Wayne, this is what he'll say to your assLil Wayne - DontgetitFrom Tha Carter III[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
What are you askin'? If I don't have the answer
It's probably on the web, like I'm a damn tarantulaMyke C-Town:
Asking me, lil shit
Okay I don't know what to say to me. Are you trying to prove to me that Lil Wayne is wack. That what I was doing. We're trying to help you dog.
Well, okay, so I guess we didn't come to a conclusion.
Rod (Modest Media):
We know they both have worst lyrics
You can tell us in the comment section. Whatever the folks say in the comment cause we said some prettyKen:Lil Wayne - MegamanFrom Tha Carter IV[Verse 1]
How you n***as want it? Have it your way, Burger KingMyke C-Town:
You can tell a Lil Wayne line between a Big Sean line. Cause a Wayne line at least funny and they're kind of punny. Big Sean lines, like he said, they're dad jokes
They're puns, but they don't- they don't go all the way to be so ridiculous that it- they're hilarious. It's just like on the level like
Exactly, it's disappointing.
Big Sean is worse, I'm still sticking with it
Okay, let's see. I think at the end of the day, I think what we figured out is that they're horrible in their own ways. Um, but it all depends on what you particularly think is worse. Do you think it's the awkwardness that's worse or just the amount of like- you know, lines that are bad. You know what I mean.
The other thing Is that I don't think people have come to grips with Big Sean. This is Dead End Hip Hop, this is the Rap Critic. Subscribe to his channel on Youtube and let us know what you think have the worst lyrics, Big Sean or Lil Wayne. Let us know in the comment section. Piece, yall
This is the Rap Critic. You don't have to like my opinion, but I don't have to like your song.It's something to note that there were a lot of Dark Sky Paradise lines than other Big Sean projects on this discussion