[Max, Goofy]
There are times you drive me
Shall we say, Bananas?
And your mind is missing
No offense, a screw
(None taken)
Still whatever mess I land in
Who's always understanding?
Nobody else but you

[Goofy, Max]
Oh your moodiness
Is, now and then, bewildering
And your values may be
So to speak, askew
(Gesundheit! Thanks!)
Still who deserves a hero's trophy
As we face each catastrophe
Nobody else but you

[Goofy and Max]
Nobody else but you
Its just our luck
We're stuck together
Nobody else but you
Is crazy enough
To believe we'll come through
[Max, Goofy, Both]
So your jokes are all
Lets face it, prehistoric
And your music sounds like
Monkeys in a zoo
But when life becomes distressing
Who will I be S.O.Sing?

[Max]
If you're having trouble guessing
Here's a clue
Though he seems intoxicated
He's just highly animated
And he's nobody else

[Both, Goofy, Max]
But nobody else but you
We've turned into a true blue duo
Hard times we had a few
Like we're thrown in the drink
Like we're tossed outta town
But when I start to sink
May I rather go down
With nobody else but Y-O-U