[Intro: The Disney Afternoon Studio Chorus, Dale, DJ Herzogenaurach]
Step right up and come on in
Here's where the fun begins
No way, is this a remix of the Disney Afternoon theme song? You made this?
You are knowing it, brother! Now you do a rap on it, yes?

[Verse 1: Dale & Chip]
My name is Dale
Uh, I'm 'bout to kick it
Oh, no (Make it stop)
(I'm 'bout to kick it, kick-kick-kick it)
Uh, my name is Dale
I don't eat whale
Why would you say
That I eat whale?
I don't eat whale
Once you rhyme Dale with whale
You can't think of anything else
If I had to eat whale I would just eat the tail
(If I had to eat whale I would just eat thе tail)
I would never in a million years еat whale
First of all, they're endangered
So gotta take care of the whale
Don't want PETA on your tail
But if I did eat whale, it wouldn't be stale
Oh, man, I'm killing this
Ayo, Chip, take the mic
[Verse 2: Chip, Dale, Chip & Dale]
Uh, for Monty
Well, my name is Chip
I'm not a whale
And now I'm doing it, great
Uh, a zubi-zong, zubi-zubi-zubi, dong, dong
Zubi, dong, dong, dong
'Cause he is Chip, he's Dale
And we'll never fail
'Cause neither of us will ever eat whale
No, never, ever
Never, ever
Never eat whale

[Outro: Chip, Dale, Chip & Dale]
Okay, what? How did you know what I was gonna say?
How did you know what I was gonna say? It was like
Professional (*Gasp*), same time! (*Gasp*) Jinx!
You owe me a non-brand-specific cola! What?
That was crazy! *Gasp*
Somebody call Guinness book! *Gasp*
This is incredible (Blowing my mind)
Oh, we lost it