Well if I ever quit my job
I could get another job
Or maybe get a better job
But if I never quit my job
At least I got a job

If I moved out of my apartment
I could move any place
I could travel 'round the world
But if I moved out of my apartment
I'd probably just move back home

Well if I ever finished college
At least I would have finished something
What a lot of good that does me
If I never finish college
Well I never finish anything

Oh mom I'm out of money again
Can't you help a kid out?
Ah dad I'm out of money again
Can't you help a kid out?
I've got troubles I
Can't face alone