Hi everybody
It's nice to be here
Nice to see you all
It is funny to see you all here
'Cause I fucked all your mothers
So that's weird
Isn't that a weird coincidence
I fucked all your mothers
And here you are
You're not mad are you
Joking together 'cause you're mad
They liked it so don't worry
You shouldn't be mad
You should want your mother
To enjoy herself
I'm a little tired of
All this terrorist alarming
And the terrorist hatred
All this anti terrorist
You know terrorists are just people
Who like to murder other people
What the fuck is the big problem
Seriously I think that they've
Become victimized in this country because
They're exposed of their religious beliefs
And they have a right to to murder
'Cause here's the thing
What did they do that's so bad
They killed people
Who the fuck
Or who are
So what
What's so great about people
That they shouldn't be
Allowed to murder them
And I was really thinking about that like
So people die
Yeah
Fuck it I don't know them
So honestly I don't care
And if somebody goes
What if somebody you knew died
Well that will be sad
But when I think about that
Yeah so people die
What's the big deal
They're dead
And some of them
Might have been assholes
You don't know
Alright wait
It's not good to rape people right
It's not ok to rape people
But what about jews
Oh my God
Did I say that
That's fuckin' horrible
I would've raped Hitler
Like if I had a time machine
I think the two things
I would've done would've been to
Erase my daughter
And rape Hitler
Because
I don't think it would've been
Enough to kill Hitler
I think if I raped him
He would've had no balls to do
All the shit he did
He would've been just kind of
Depressed all the time
Sittin' on the floor of his shower
Crying holding his knees
And stuff like that
And a guy who does can't have
The focus to takeover the world
So I think I would've
And also I wanted to fuck Hitler
Seriously I think he was hot
I seriously was attracted to him
I used to fantasize about his brushed
Mustache sort of tickle my balls
I don't know how that would work
He's there but then he'd have to
I guess if we were 69ing
Then his mustache would tickle my balls
But then that wouldn't really be rape
You can't rape people and do a 69
JUSTHIS ain't free
Ya heard then pay for it
JUSTHIS ain't free
Ya heard then pay for it
JUSTHIS ain't free
Ya heard then pay for it
I got 99 problems
Anyway I gotta go thanks a lot