[Verse 1]
*Ahem*
Mi mi mi mi miiiiiiiii
I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my shit at you!
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little twat?

[Verse 2]
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
*ting*
Spoken: Have some more caviar

[Verse 3]
Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like an niggly, tiggly, shitty, little, tag nut!
When I've knocked you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Conker: Your butt?
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Your butt!?
GMP: That's right my butt!
Conker: Urgh
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Eww!
GMP: My buuuuuutt!
[Verse 4]
[each line is carried one pitch higher]
Ahhhhh
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhh!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!