[Verse: PE$O PETE]
Everywhere I go, on my boat, bitch, I'm solid
If you talkin' 'bout them G.O.A.T.s, he should know, that he not it
Everybody 'round me know, I'm the G.O.A.T., with this Haki
Why he tryna go blow for blow? In one panel, got one-shotted
He got bodied, got one-shotted, he got bodied, aw yeah
Li'l three bil' ain't scarin' shit, when I'm done, bet the bros gon' sink his ship
Oh, Kid in yo' top ten, that ain't him, just get that dumbass off yo' list
All this talk about Mihawk, don't give a shit, way too damn high off that Captain Mid
*Coughing*, well, either way, pack still hittin', oh yeah
What a L mans, sorry for Killer, yeah, why did Oda just straight up kill them,? Oh yeah
Got Kid like the One Piece Krillin, oh yeah, now his crew in the deep sea chillin', oh yeah
That shit was crazy, like what do you mean? You a bumass pirate, just be a marine
Man, fuck all that bullshit 'bout followin' dreams, bro' need a nine-to-five at Applebee's
One swing did how Roger did Oden, except, uh, Oden just went through some trees
Captain Kid pack, cherried the blunt, these Killer runtz got PE$O "Hehe"
Really one panel, man, that shit was weak, I was ch—, wait, hold on, there's break next week?

[Outro: PE$O PETE]
Damn, bro', he always do this shit!
Oh, huh? Oh yeah, hahaha
Nah, he's fuckin' dead though, for real, he's gone
Dorry and Brogy did not have to do that shit afterwards, bro', for real, why it sound like—