PE$O PETE
Useless Anime Rap Cypher
[Verse 1: Magikarp (PE$O PETE)]
Yeah, one set, if they let me level, it would upset
But I'm stuck with one move, one guess
Grip stay out my fit, I never slip, my wrist is so wet
If they wanna talk about who's higher, I might jump next
Bitch, I got that splash on me, came up out the fountain
And I'm jumping clear mountains, ain't no need for water spouting
Bitch, we keep the swag simple, cheap cheap, no allowance
This shit is my prowess, ain't no need for fucking powers, only win if I allow it
OK, you feel that drizzle, bitch, my power like the showers
If he fire, he gon' fizzle, we gon' havе him pushing flowers
Yeah, yeah, whеn I hit that level thirty, I'll show you power
But for now we just splashing on 'em

[Verse 2: Kiba (Soul Tayshi)]
Bark, uh, I'm chilling with my dog like Johnny Test, uh
Bark, uh, can't mess with soul force 'cause we the best, uh
Bark, uh, you like Shino, crew full of pests
You not touching the gang, bitch, we spin on 'em
Wolf fang over fang, bitch, big wolves, y'all the sheep
Alarm clocks how we hit 'em, go back to sleep, all of your talking is cheap, huh
Annoying me like some fleas, my trigger finger itchin'
If you not a female, dawg, then quit with all the bitchin'

[Verse 3: Krillin (Austin Simmon)]
On adventures with an ape, I feel like Dora the Explorer
Kinda sorta doing damage with this Ki like I'm Sora
Just check the aura, kill a villain and celebrate, n***a, pour up
Off the top, I'm Aang with it, you dummies ain't even Korra
Check the baddie that I'm with, she's high rated without a doubt too
So I'm always rollin' with a Tien like I'm Chiaotzu
Bet I'm ready, shoot 'em like a cam, and yes, the aim is steady
Light up and these n***as get to shakin', must be epilepsy
Be prepared, you're thinking of evil deeds, you gon' see a flare
These people dare to speak like I'm weak 'till they peep my team is there
A lethal pair of beams will be shared, and so when you see it air
Your wives were looking, now their widows peaking like Vegeta's hair
[Verse 4: Sakura (Keetheweeb)]
Highly impractical
Swear to God that I'm tactical
Chakra got an impact that
Rearrange your clavicle
Talking cap with your mandible
Send my daughter to handle ya
Never cried for being weak
I put in work while you was sleep
They think I'm pointless until I'm breaking boulders with my fist
Watch me heal a battlefield like I'm Reiju with a kiss
I know you saw that one fight, you know the one I'm talking 'bout
So when you speak of Sakura, make sure it's greatness out your mouth

[Verse 5: Leorio (Breeton Boi)]
OK, I'mma keep it brief
I got nothing to say, but you rappers weak
Got me catching a case if you mess with me
I'll be offing his top like a Kennedy
He was awfully wrong to compare to me
Got his chick tryna blow, she's a fan of me
Tryna hate on my mission, my Nen is emission
Let's see if he keeps the same energy
Peep the way that I move, it's so casually
Everything you do with your crew is manufactured B
I need y'all to look in my eyes, you ain't matchin' me
Y'all could not survive how I'm living, I'm in a cast with Freecss, uh
Elite the company I keep
Y'all on the side while I roll with MC's
Bet through my trials you wouldn't last a week
Hunter exams? Might pass 'em in your dreams
Suited for the action
Know I stay classy
You must really be a joke
'Cause one look at you and I'm laughing haha!
[Verse 6: Yamcha (Grindtime)]
Coldest of the useless, don't act like I'm not a problem, man
Put some respect on my name, Yamcha not a trash can
You n***as can't keep up with my bestie, so you not on puar
Second Z fighter to use the Kameha, watch me raise the bar
I could get the baddest bitch in the game when I hit my peak
X marks the spot where Bulma sat with the left cheek
Your defeat will come, so you n***as better take a seat
Get hit with a Wolf Fang Fist aiming at you fucking sheep
Y'all n***as talking trash, but I'm really that dude
The difference between you and me, never lost to Goku
Your crew could never step to me and mine, I'm talking brawl
Now you haters can lean back and suck my Dragon Balls

[Verse 7: Nameless from Attack On Titan (GR3YS0N)]
I know it's crazy, but maybe the whole reason I'm nameless
Like the haters of GR3YS0N, I'll probably never will make it
I mean my fate is so blatant, fucking giants are naked
I might as well be the black dude that tried boxing with Jason
I mean I got these two blades, I can go and try slashing 'em
Not related to Yeagers, left alone, not an Ackerman
Feel like Samuel L Jackson, gettin' eaten durin' his monologue
In deep blue sea or any black facing off with Jaws
Y'all, I swear to God y'all are twisted
I'm boutta be the equivalent of a cheddar bay biscuit
But oh, fuck it, I'll risk it, I see Zeke loves go pitchin'
So maybe I'll just cosplay as a baseball mitten, I'm gone
[Verse 8: Takemichi (Diggz Da Prophecy)]
I'm on the gang shit, lame bitch, watch me make the game switch
I'm father time, I always put in work, I'm 'bout to change shifts
Space with my main clique, we givin' out some face lifts
Usually move in double time, I come back with some main flips
I'm anxious, bubble guts, thinking that I fucked it up
I'm going down in history, and this case I'll be trouble, but
Sudden cuts got me feeling like a sudden gust
Some wins on my belt, now I'm lifted like an uppercut
So homie, if you want the static
I'm the plug, motherfucker, what I been through is traumatic
It's slow thug tears when I realize it's erratic
I'mma masochist for torture, so for this shit I'mma addict