[Skit: PE$O PETE & Tablez]
Bro', bro', but he has that one feat, bro', where he used Observation, bro', bro' (Yeah, Tablez, shut the fu—)
Bro', his—, I-I swear he's useful, bro', yo, comic relief? Bro', who doesn't love comic relief, man? (Ha, bitch! Man)

[Verse: PE$O PETE]
Usopp, you need two shot 'cause yo' first one alway miss, we gon' sink you like the Merry and you barely gettin' [?]
He get mixed, how ya only victory in the entire series was when you fought a literal human child? You are so useless
And if Captain Kid ain't beat Big Mom, bitch, you'd still bе worse than him, you could never bе no Yasopp, I woulda [?] if I was him
Bro', you been time skippin' that training arc, you dumb and fat as shit, you ain't [?], you annoyin' just like a li'l zit, and if Zoro was cappin', you [?] got a ship (That's facts)
Bro', put that slingshot away, you [?], [?] bullet

[Outro: PE$O PETE]
Oh no, I don't wanna get hit by a fuckin' dandelion, you fuckin' weak fuck (Booooo!)
He's suck, oh my god, he's actually the worst Straw Hat, like… what? (Haha!)
People tryna say Chopper's worse than him, are you smoking? He's smokin' Ya-Yami
"Ooh, but he's the only regular human on the crew", shut the fuck up!