[Skit: PE$O PETE & Tablez]
Oh yeah, uh-uh, Detroit Smash
Uh, um, um, Texas Smash (Oh, ow, oh, my [?])
Um, uh-uh, Oregon— (Oh, my [?], my [?], my [?])
Bro, you ate a ([?], Tablez, shut the **** up, [?])

[Verse: PE$O PETE & Toshinori Yagi (PE$O PETE)]
You ate a grown man's hair, you weird (What? You weird)
Yo' best friend beat you and you scared, that's weird (What? What? Weird)
He ain't have no Quirk, he ain't have no power, and brodie ain't swole, no physical prowess
I know he ain't makin' no money, he twelve years old, li'l dumbass jit got allowance
All Might, oh, yes, PETER? You gave your power to this kid? [?], like how they allow this?
Oh, w-well, you see, I thought Midoriya was perfect for the job! Well, bitch, you were wrong?
Bro, it don't matter if yo' ass strong, he can't even stay strong for long (That's facts)

[Outro: PE$O PETE]
Bro, like, one percent, two percent, five percent
Fifteen percent, like, this is not Gecko insurance discounts
Use your power! He's worthless!
I hate him! I hate hiiiii—