[Skit: PE$O PETE]
Ah, well, if I'm bein' honest, he's just—, he's so free (Gomu Gomu no—)
He's just such a good protagi', he's just such a good M-C ([?])
He's just—, hoowee
Dang! Bruh, man
You know, PE$O, some characters are off-limits, man? Don't do i—, what?!

[Verse: PE$O PETE]
Get off his dick
He would never let you join, much less get on the ship
And not to mention, he's a jit, uh, get off his dick
Why would you trust him wit' decision making? Get off his dick
Now that that rubber rod all up out yo' mouth, pay attention what I'm gon' do
If you take away Gear Five, he's just a glorified Goku
In a god damn boat
And his shoes open-toe, ain't no showers, that shit gross, god dang!
Fuck that soft shit, let me go [?] on the topic, god damn
I'm the hottest like yo' older brothеr who got dropped, you ain't do shit
How-How yo' number-one opp', kill yo' bro', and you dip?
It's been two yеars since the time skip, and you still ain't give him shit

[Outro: PE$O PETE]
Wow, that's pretty sad actually, Luffy, like, come on
You're usually like "Aw, I'mma go throw hands! Throw hands!", get your getback