Well, one of these days I might get off of this couch
Get out of the house and start looking on the inside instead of out
But the chances of that happening are so damn low
I got a better chance of trying to make my liver explode

And who the hell needs to find comfort
When you've got basic cable with doctor Phil
And who the hell needs to stay healthy
When you got a cabinet that’s filled with pills
Well, I don't see a problem with depression
'cause all it ever does is make me fall asleep
And what’s the point of living when you can't even eat?

On my way to rock bottom, I'll be screaming watch out below
I'm hittin' rock bottom darlin' so watch out below, no, watch out below!

Well one of these days I might get dealt a good hand
I'll win this high stakes card game and I'll buy me some land
But in life the dealers cheating and I’m losing to the house
Which is why I don’t own one I'm in a squat on the couch

But I guess this is better than nothing
At least I got place that can keep me dry
I can do whatever I want to as long as I do nothing when the cops drive by
And when my squat get raided I’ll be evicted and knowing my luck it'll be raining outside
And I'll be stuck in the middle of nowhere so no one can watch me keel over and die
On my way to rock bottom, I'll be screaming watch out below
I’m hittin' rock bottom darlin' so watch out below, no, watch out below

(Instrumental)

Well at least in my dreams where I know that it's safe I can be rich and successful and get out of this place
But when I decide that I should finally wake
I won't be able to tell what's real or fake

And sure I'm unhealthy and lazy but that doesn't mean that I can't handle my own
And I may be rotting my insides but you don't have to remind me 'cause I already know

But I guess that it's time for me to get a move on
It's time for me to get out of this hell hole
So someone else can take my place as I watch my new life unfold

I'll be screaming out
On my way to rock bottom, I'll be screaming watch out below
I'm hittin' rock bottom darlin' so watch out below, no, watch out below