[Intro: SMG4]
Hahahahaha...

I gotta be honest with you
There's many reasons I like being the villain
From just chillin' to killin'
Or tyrannically instilling fear
Upon unwilling peasants who cross my path
But there's something that I long for
A thing that can't go wrong...
That would be the time I get to sing my villain song!

[Verse]
THIS IS MY SONG!
MY VILLAIN SONG!
I'M GOING TO PLAY THIS SPOOKY GONG! *gong*
I am an evil mastermind
With the mustache-twirling vibes!
You can't go wrong with a great villain song!

[Outro}
If you disagree
I will cut off your dong..