SMG3:
Sorry lads, game's ending early
I'm a power hungry man in a bit of a hurry
With all these rules, you expect me to comply?
Here's a rule called
YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

SMG4:
You can't even compete, so try and hit delete
While we kick your ass to this really sick beat
The worst you could do is write a mean tweet
So shut up and just admit defeat

Mario:
It's SMG3, YouTuber wannabe
A big disappointment guarantee
Still a huge failure with all your plans
Just shut up, go home, and make an Only fans

SMG3:
How dare you; This is war
It's time to even the scorе
Your painful deaths are overduе
Come and attack them all, my crew

Rob:
I am a chad cause I eat corn
You are a virgin who just views porn
Bob:
What I watch is a mystery
Cause I clear my internet history

Luigi:
You guys are all fake, you have no appeal
While people love weegee, L is real

Purple Shroomy:
A green inbred with a pear-shaped head?
Yeah, no thanks, I'd rather be dead

Belle:
We're next gen, you're old news
We get much more YouTube views

Tari:
You're so mean and as cold as ice
Aw, sorry, that wasn't very nice

SMG3:
OK ENOUGH!
My ears are stinging
Too much singing
Not enough killing (killing, killing, killing, killing)
Meggy:
Oh
(oh oh oh oh oh X2)
Guys, please stop fighting
There's only one true foe
Using you to grow
It's SMG3!

Mario:
Using them for his own gain?
Ooh Meggy, you big brain!

Meggy:
Thanks Red, I'm sure they're nervous

Mario:
No problem Meggy, at your service

Saiko:
Yeah, he doesn't care about you!

Whimpu:
He promised me a big waifu

Fishy Boopkins:
To all of you, I bet he's so rude
Rob:
Oh my god, that's so true my dude

JubJub:
Jub jub
Jub jub jub

Weegee Doll:
Weegee weegee weegee

SMG4:
That's right, he's really not that slick
He's just a massive prick

SMG3:
You guys can't honestly believe these clowns
I'm one of the nicest guys in town
I'm always showing love and humanity
With some good ol' fashioned verbal profanity

Mario:
Sorry man, I'll make this fast
No one likes a man with a stick up his ass

SMG4:
All right people, time to quiz
Find out who he really is

Belle:
You treat your workers with no respect

SMG3:
You guys don't earn it, last I checked

Meggy:
Oooh sorry, that's not helping your case
Try again with a little more grace

Purple Shroomy:
You promised us wealth and fame

SMG3:
I don't recall making that claim

Mario:
It's over bro
Time for your demise
Everyone sees straight through your damn lies

SMG3:
FINE!
I don't need any of you swine
The power of this remote will be all MINE!!

[epic instrumental break with fighting]

Mario:
A manipulative lying piece of trash

SMG4:
Whose life is about to end in a crash

Mario:
And I'm pretty sure the world can agree

SMG4:
That man's name is SMG3!