[intro: Announcer]
3, 2, 1, go!

[Verse 1]
Old Mario was jumping around
Final Destination like a battleground
Then suddenly, Kirby flew from the sky
And smacked Mario right in the eye
Mario got pissed and smash attacked
But then accidentally hit ol' Little Mac
Little Mac turned around and strucked them with fear
When Snake came out and yelled "Metal Gear!"
Snake jumped from his box and threw a grenade
But then Eggman squashed him on a bot he made
While Eggman and his bot were blasting everyone
Trevor came in with a giant ass gun
He unloaded on everybody at the scene
When Hagrid ran him over on his flying machine
That came to a halt as he saw a giant flash
As Samus came down and unleashed her Final Smash

[Chorus]
This is the ultimate Smash Bros, the weirdest in history
Good mods, bad mods and god who knows? the spiciest memes you'll see
Is anyone still alive? These fighters are too OP
This is the ultimate Smash Bros, the weirdest in history
[Verse 2]
Mario took a lightsaber out of his hat
And fought Eggman who had a home-run bat
Genji and Hanzo then formed a team
But got blasted by Mega Man's beam
Mario was hurt and tried to eat spaghetti
When suddenly he got rekt by Mr. Resetti
Amongst the chaos, Luigi began to cry
But to his rescue came Heavy Weapons Guy
Heavy got pissed and revved his weapon
But he had to stop when his sandvich was threatened
By Crash who was gonna devour it all
Luigi stepped in and threw a Pokéball
Out came Jigglypuff, who sang a jiggly song
Everyone fell asleep, even Donkey Kong
Captain Falcon saw his chance and went in for the blow
Nearby Fox yelled "HAPPY FEET? WOMBO COMBO!"

[Chorus]
This is the ultimate Smash Bros, the weirdest in history
Good mods, bad mods and god who knows? the spiciest memes you'll see
Is anyone still alive? These fighters are too OP
This is the ultimate Smash Bros, the weirdest in history

[Bridge]
Then angels sang out, praying "please, help us senpai"
And down from Nintendo, descended Sakurai
He looked upon these mods and yelled "Oh dear Lord!"
Quickly unsheathing his samurai sword
He went on a rampage, chopping people down
To contest him, Link rode into town
He took out his sword, looking all grim
Sakurai got his keyboard and simply nerfed him
[Verse 3]
Then Inkling the girl and Inkling the boy
And are you ready? Let's do this LEEEROY
(Leerooooooy Jeeeeenkiiiiiiins!)
And Kaebora Gaebora and Dora the Explorer
And Spongebob Squarepants and chosen one: Sora
Sephiroth, Chun Li, Master Chief and DeDeDe
Big Smoke, Professor Oak, every single Teletubbie
Gordon Freeman and the dragon Spyro
Roy, our boi, Nurse Joy and RED pyro
All spawned out of nowhere lightning fast
And KO'd Sakurai's samurai ass
It was the craziest match in Smash history
Why it all began? It's still a mystery
The carnage dragged on for years on end
The roster diminished till finally then
All fighters out but remained one man, the single
The sexy, middled aged, Mr. Tingle

[Chorus]
This is the ultimate Smash Bros, the weirdest in history
Good mods, bad mods and god who knows? the spiciest memes you'll see
Is anyone still alive? These fighters are too OP
This is the ultimate Smash Bros (This is the ultimate Smash Bros)
This is the ultimate Smash Bros (This is the ultimate Smash Bros)
This is the ultimate Smash Bros, the weirdest in history
[Outro: Announcer]
Game!