[Verse 1: SMG4]
S to the M to the G to the 4
That's a name I'm sure you've heard before
Filled to the brim with rythym and flow
A sexy ass man from head to toe
Now I don't want to mention, so just pay attention
Cause I'm about to kick your ass to the next dimension
If you think you're gonna win than you're deranged
Cause ever since the beginning, nothing's changed!
An overweight plumber won't ever stick
You're gonna need a man like me who's EXTRA THICC!
Try and take a swing, but you'll never be the king!
You're about to get knocked out with a RING RING RING!

[Verse 2: Mario]
Oh boy, you're back, am I living a dream?
I get to re-destroy this stupid ass meme!
What are you gonna do you stupid dingus?
Sit at your computer and yell out PINGAS?
You're weak and pathetic and never athletic!
Dr. Mario thinks that you're a diabetic!
As you sit at your computer all day long
Doing crap all except expanding that dong!
Now go home and cry to all your little fans!
While me, Mario, I got much better plans!
You're such a big fool and this may sound cruel
But sorry Glitchy, I've already won this duel!
[Verse 3: SMG4 and Luigi]
HAHA! That's funny! We've only begun!
I've brought some help to show you how it's done!
Mario, my paesano, it's time to stop!
If you keep this up my ears are gonna pop!
You do nothing with your life except saving Peach!
How about you try some exercise? Or maybe even bleach?
Sorry bro, but every diss here is true
Looks like for once, you're PLAYER 2!

[Verse 4: Mario and Fishy Boopkins]
Oh no! It's Luigi! I'm so afraid
I can't stand losers who's never gotten laid
You rap like a mom, it's really freaking dumb
Just go back home and keep sucking on your thumb!
Now i've got a rapper who you don't wanna cross!
C'mon Fishy Boopkins, show em' who's boss!
Hey, SMG4, you're stinky and fat!
And um... crap! I also hate your hat?
Ah, i'm sorry! That was really mean
Ah man, it's not easy being green...

[Verse 5: SMG4 and Egadd]
I'm sorry Fishy Boopkins, but that rap was invalid
Because I'm not gonna listen to some stupid salad!
Is this your best Mario? Cause it's sounding weak!
You're gonna end up adding to my winning streak!
Here comes my next rapper! Things are looking dire!
Give it to em' Egadd and spit hot fire!
What's up bitches? This is my rapping debut!
Looks like this rap could use some higher IQ!
Mario, there seems to be a lot of tension!
Don't fret boy! Have this new invention!
Use this mic to help you refute!
*Only because it'll be on mute*
[Verse 6: Mario and Meggy]
SHUT UP YOU STUPID WANNABE EDISON!
GO HOME AND TAKE YOUR OLD PEOPLE MEDICINE!
Now i'm gonna need someone as cool as spaghetti!
I need the one, the only, the badass Meggy!
It's such a shame you boys are lame!
Just raise your game, raise your game baby
Never give up
YEAH!

[Verse 7: Bob]
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