[Verse 1: Mario]
Let's-a do this bitches, Mario's back to slay!
You think you can beat me? I can crap all day
Time to time, you'll try to beat my rhymes
But you're so bad it should be a crime
You think you're funny, Mr. SMG4?
You ask me, you're and SMG snore!
Mario can help you from being a pathetic little nerd
But you know what they say, you can't polish a turd!

[Verse 2: SMG4]
Oh boy, it's time to wreck a fat italian
Maybe after this I can get a big fat medallion
It can a pendant of the man I really hate
Lazy, annoying and overweight
You try and act so big when I'm already famous
While you're at home shoving spaghetti up your anus
Sit down, relax, and enjoy the show
And let me show you how a proper rap goes...

[Verse 3: Bowser]
BWAHAHAHA!
You guys are lame, it's time for the king of the koopas to lay down some rhymes...
BWAHAHAHA!
It's me, the king, the epitome of swagger
Here to wreck the laying nagging ass of you two braggers
Now watch me blow you away in a flash
As I showcase my army and my fat stacks of cash
[Verse 4: Mario]
Looks like the turtle decided to come out of his shell
But meh, whatever, I'm gonna send you to hell
With my rhymes so hot that it'll melt your face
And after I take Peach home maybe even get to third base
Bowser, you're a joke, have you seen the way you look?
You look like something a two year old drew in a coloring book
You think kidnapping Peach is the way you'll come to power?
I think you should shower, maybe she'll stay an extra hour!

[Verse 5: Bowser and Mario]
Oh boy Mario! My fat Italian foe
You trying to act cool? Well that's a new low
Move aside fatso, cause Bowser rules the day
Im Big, Im strong- Don't forget, He's gay!
Shut the hell up you spaghetti-loving freak!
All you do all day is freaking streak
Peach doesn't love you, your relationship is filled with lies
As soon as she sees me her panties fly
So cmon, what's wrong? Have a tug on my tail
Try to spin me around as I watch you fail!

[Verse 6: SMG4]
Oh geez, It's Bowser, I'm gonna need my glasses
Cause now this room has two giant asses
Why are you here? You're gonna give me a fever
Go back home and hump some Justin Bieber
You act like you're slick, you act like you're swanky
But the closest you'll get is the coolness of Frankie
Why do you bother to act like a villain
When you only want Peach bein Netflix and Chillin?
Now hands in the air if you think Bowser's wack!
There you go Bowser, there's your feedback
[Verse 7: Bowser]
SMG4, the star, the man of the hour
It's a shame that when you're fighting you just sit there and cower
Even Toad is better than you, if I were you i'd be scared
Stay away from me even if you were prepared
I'm a 10 foot dragon, are you visually impaired?
Don't worry cause no one really cared
You think you're cool? Well let me give ya a pitch
You're worthless, pathetic and a downright bitch
All your fans think you're weird
And you bring shame to the word Glitch

[Verse 8: Mario and SMG4]
Shut up Bowser, no one likes you, you're a mess
How can Peach like you if you don't know how to dress?
You look like a dragon, but you can't even fly
The person who made you must have been really freaking high
You're annoying, fat, and pretty much the bane of us all
Why don't you go home and swing on your Bowser ball?