[Intro: X]
Alright, you guys
I think you two insulting each other is overrated
So instead, we're going to have a nice sing-along together while we'll be complementing each other on our game skills, okay? (4,3,2,1)

[Verse 1: SMG4, Mario]
Games with Mario? Yeah, I'll rather quit
Actually, he'll do that when we play Wii Fit
Y'know what, let's sit back and watch him rage
As he spams his move and falls offstage (Game!)
Bro, your FPS flair is just a joke
You trying to aim is like having a stroke (Dead!)
How about Mario Kart? What do your reckon?
Because when you play with me, you won't survive a second! (Oh my god!)

[Bridge: X, Mario, SMG4]
Okay, this isn't really working, it seems
Discuss co-op games, work together as a team
If that's going to happen, I don't want to be alive
I brought poison for two
Woohoo, hi-five!

[Verse 2: SMG4, Mario]
You know, I'm happy that games keep you at home
Or else you might give someone your third chromosome (What?)
It's good that you play games with lots of dating
'Cause if you tried the real thing, you'd never see it coming (Oof!)
[Bridge: X]
Okay, this is becoming more of a mess
How about Animal Crossing to relieve some stress? (You're up!)

[Verse 3: SMG4, Mario]
All the poor villagers would lose all their sanity
As they'd have to endure this crime against humanity!
Mario's more suited for the world of Splatoon (Woomy!)
Where he can roll around in paint and eat paint like a goon
The simple answer is: your IQ is draining
Just stick with Dr. Kawashima's brain training (Okay!)
Bro, why do you think you'll be taken so seriously?
When, honestly, your face looks like an Earthbound enemy
You talk down all lowly but play games to slowly
That's why all the princesses want Mario's ravioli
Sure, have fun in your cute game of Pokémon
But try anything else, you're gonna get dunked on!

[Bridge: X]
This is so frustrating, why all this hating?
Is there seriously no game that'll stop the debating?

[Verse 4]
Bob: You need a game with lots of uzis
Boopkins: No, no, a game with waifu boobies!
Axol: A drawing game will help you be more inclined
Show your drawing skills, and, wait, nevermind
Shroomy: Be sure to take breaks in interval, guys
Playing games too long can strain your eyes!
Saiko: あなたはゲームをプレイし、お互いの肌を引き裂く必要があります！待って参加させて! (You gotta play games, tear each other's skin! Wait, actually let me join in!)
Luigi: I know you two are feeling uneasy
That's why you should play games with more Luigi!
SMG4 & Mario: No!
[Verse 5: SMG4, Mario]
Mario, just go home, all you do is annoy
While I'm the Switch, you're the Virtual Boy
Mr. Game and Watch, show us the score
Mario, Mr. Game and Watch: 0
SMG4, Mr. Game and Watch: 9
I'm sorry, bro, I know you want more
But don't be salty about your beaten highscore
Stop being a child, go put on your big trousers
Mario's gonna win, so long gay Bowser

[Verse 6: X, Mario, SMG4]
You guys got ten seconds to compliment each other
Or I'm going to be making you scream for your mother!
Hey, man, what's with all this sass?
Yeah, dude, what got up your ass?
ACTIVATE INSTANT KILL MODE
Oh God, Mario, I'm sorry for talking smack!
You too, uh, I think you make a great snacc!
(Explosion)

[Outro]
Game over, yeah!