[Intro]
(MLG Air-horn)

[Verse 1: Mario]
Lets-a do this, bitches! Mario's back to slay!
You think you can beat me? I can rap all day!
Time to time, you'll try to beat my rhymes!
But you're so bad... it should be a crime!
You think you're funny, Mr. SMG4?
If you ask me... you're an SMG-Snore!
Mario can help you from being a pathetic little nerd!
But you know what they say: "You can't polish a turd!"
(Supa Hot Fire Ohhh)

[Verse 2: SMG4]
Oh boy, it's time to wreck a fat Italian!
Maybe after this, I can get a big medallion
It can be a pendant of the man I really hate
Lazy, annoying, and overweight!
You try to act so big, when I'm already famous!
While you're alone, shoving spaghetti up your anus!
Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show
Let me show you how a proper rap goes...

[Bridge: Bowser]
(Bowser Laugh)
Oh!
What up, biatch?!
You guys are lame
Time for the king of koopas to lay down some rhymes
[Verse 3: Bowser]
Muahahaha!
It's me!
The king!
The epitome of swagger!
Here to wreck the nagging ass of you two braggers!
Now watch me blow you away in a flash
As I showcase my army and my fat stacks of cash!
Muahahaha!

[Verse 4: Mario]
Looks like the turtle decided to come out of his shell!
But, meh... whatever! I'm gonna send you to hell!
With my rhymes so hot, that it will melt your face!
Then after I take Peach home, maybe even get to third base!
Bowser, you're a joke!
Have you seen the way you look?
You look like something a 2 year old drew in a coloring book!
You think kidnapping Peach is the way you'll come to power?
I think you should shower!
Maybe she'll... stay an extra hour!

[Verse 5: Bowser]
Oh boy, Mario! My fat italian foe!
You trying to act cool? Well, that's a new low!
Move aside fasto, cause Bowser rules the day!
I'm big, I'm strong
[Verse 6: Mario]
Don't forget! He's gay!

[Verse 7: Bowser]
Shut the hell up, you spaghetti loving freak!
All you do all day is freaking streak!
Peach doesn't love you! Your relationship is filled with lies!
As soon as she sees me, her panties fly!
Come on!
What's wrong?
Have a tug on my tail!
Try to spin me around, as I watch you fail!
Muahahaha!

[Verse 8: SMG4]
Oh jeez, it's Bowser, I'm gonna need my glasses!
Cause now this room has two giant asses!
Why are you here? You're gonna give me a fever!
Go back home and hump some Justin Bieber!
You're acting like you're slick!
You act like you're swanky!
But the closet you'll get is the coolness of Frankie!
Why do you even bother to act like a villain?
When you only want Peach being Netflix and Chillin'?
Now, hands in the air if you think Bowser's whack
(people raise hands)
There you go, Bowser, there's your feedback
[Verse 9: Bowser]
SMG4!
The star!
The man of the hour!
It's a shame that when you're fighting you just sit there and cower!
Even Toad is better than you!
If I were you, I'd be scared!
Stay away from me, even if you were prepared!
I'm a ten-foot dragon! Are you visually impaired?
Don't worry, cause no one really cared!
You think you're cool?
Well, lemme give you a pitch!
You're worthless, pathetic, and a downright bitch!
All your fans think you're weird!
And you bring shame to the word... glitch

[Verse 10: Mario & SMG4]
Shut up, Bowser! No one likes you! You're a mess!
How can Peach like you if you don't know how to dress?
You look like a dragon, but you can't even fly!
The person who made you must have been really freaking high!
You're annoying, fat, and pretty much the bane of us all!
Why don't you go home and swing on your Bowser Ball!

[Outro]
(K.O!)
Bowser: Nooooo!
Bowser: I can't believe I shaved my legs for thiiiiiiissss!
(Mario & SMG4 hi-five each other)