[Verse 1: SMG3, SMG4, Mario]
Sorry lads, game's ending early
I'm a power-hungry man in a bit of a hurry
With all these rules, you expect me to comply?
Here's a rule called "You're gonna die"
You can't even compete, so try and hit delete
While we kick your ass to this really sick beat
The worst you could do is write a mean tweet
So shut up and just admit defeat
It's SMG3, YouTube wannabe
A big disappointment guarantee
Still a huge failure with all your plans
Just shut up, go home, and make an OnlyFans
How dare you, this is war
It's time to evеn the score
Your painful deaths arе overdue
Come and attack 'em all, my crew

[Verse 2: Many]
Rob: I am a chad 'cause I eat corn
You're a virgin who just views porn
Bob: What I watch is a mystery
'Cause I clear my internet history
Luigi: You guys are all fake, you have no appeal
While people love Weegee, L is real
Shroomy: A green inbred with a pear-shaped head?
Yeah, no thanks, I'd rather be dead
Belle: We're next gen, you're old news
We get much more YouTube views
Tari: You're so mean and as cold as ice
Aw, sorry, that wan't very nice
SMG3: Okay, enough, my ears are stinging
Too much singing, not enough killing (Killing, killing, killing, killing)
[Verse 3: Meggy, Mario]
Oh, oh-woh-woh, oh-woh-woh
Guys, please stop fighting
There's only one true foe using you to grow
It's SMG3
Using them for his own gain?
Ooh, Meggy, you big brain
Thanks Red, I'm sure they're nervous
No problem Meggy, at your service

[Verse 4, Many]
Saiko: ええ、彼はあなたのことを気にしません (Yeah, he doesn't care about you)
Whimpu: He promised me a big waifu
Boopkins: To all of you, I bet he's so rude
Rob: Oh my god, that's so true, my dude
Jub Jub: Jub Jub, Jub Jub Jub
Weegee: Weegee weegee weegee
SMG4: That's right, he's really not that slick
He's just a massive prick

[Verse 5: SMG3, Mario, SMG4]
You guys can't honestly believe these clowns
I'm one of the nicest guys in town
I'm always showing love and humanity
With some good ol' fashion verbal profanity
Sorry man, I'll make this fast
No one likes a man with a stick up his ass
Alright people, time to quiz
Find out who he really is
[Verse 6, SMG3, Many]
Belle:You treat your workers with no respect
You guys don't earn it last I checked
Meggy: Ooh, sorry, that's not helping your case
Try again with a little more grace
Shroomy: You promised us wealth and fame
I don't recall making that claim
Mario: It's over bro, time for your demise
Everyone sees straight through your damn lies
Fine, I don't need any of you swine
The power of this remote will be all mine

[Verse 7: Mario, SMG4]
A manipulative lying piece of trash
Who's life is about to end in a crash
And I'm pretty sure the world can agree
That man's name is SMG3