[Meggy]
Alright, let's do this, here's my case
You claim my clients are a vicious race
Your Honor, you'll find they're not so insidious
But just a group of lovable idiots

[Lawyer Kong]
Hold it, don't give me your lecture
Your argument here is pure conjecture
The defendants are vile and no doubt insane
They're small leeches who'll bring a world of pain

[SMG4]
No, that's wrong, we fulfill dreams
We bring a smile with the magic of memes
It's all about love with our wholesome show
Where you can be assaulted by the Teletubby Po

[Mario]
Okay, sometimes we break the law
But that's an insignificant little flaw
Our mission is to laugh, enjoy, and inspire
Just ignore the things that we set on fire

[Lawyer Kong]
Heh, this is the end, it seems
‘Cause your team's flimsy schemes are through
Your antics are too extreme
[Meggy]
Objection!
Violence, separation
Non-negotiation
Is this segregation
Peace for our nation?

[SMG4]
You guys bring peace? Don't give me that crock
Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?

[Mario]
Our only crimes?
We saved the Earth a bunch of times

[Meggy]
From eldritch incantations
Greedy expectations
Hate, love, and rejection
O-O-Objection

[Lawyer Kong]
Don't get cocky, you haven't won yet
I haven't even broken a sweat
You'll be banned just as planned
Witnesses to the stand
[Luigi]
You make us look so stupid and dense
None of what we do makes any sense

[Shroomy]
So what? It's about having tons of fun
Your neutral special can be a gun

[Bob]
Bro, your vids aren't even funny
I bet you're doing this all for the money

[SMG3]
Shut up, no one asked for your opinion
L, plus ratio, plus you look like a Minion

[Boopkins]
I'm sorry, but I got a confession
All your arcs always give me depression

[Melony]
It's okay, we may woe
But we develop, love, and grow

[Karen]
Ugh, can you guys please stop persisting?
It's hard enough already existing
[Meggy]
Alright, you've heard their plea
They're innocent, so if you please
Let them all go free

[Lawyer Kong]
Objection!
Time to stop this persistent sinning
I've been winning from the very beginning
It's no use with your whinging and cringing
'Cause the use of Mario is copyright infringing

[SMG4]
No, please, I don't wanna be exiled
I was just a naive, stupid, little child

[Luigi as Walter White]
Oh, sir, you deserve this mockery
Can't be original or high quality

[Lawyer Kong]
Here, we sentence you for robbery
Of our intellectual property

[Meggy]
Objection!
Halt with your elation
And your litigations
Parody citation
Refutes these actions
Fair use states a parody of a style
Can hold water within a courtroom trial

[SMG4]
Our Mario's all silly and dull
IP robbery is therefore null

[Meggy]
Stupid imitations
Fun exaggerations
Proving their protection
O-O-Objection

[Mario]
Whatcha gonna do? I'm not your hero
I'm just a dumbass with an IQ of zero

[All]
There's no escape, you dumb ape

[Lawyer Kong]
Wait, no, you can't possibly agree
These three don't even have a degree

[SMG4]
Whoops, sorry, time's up, you clown
It's time for the judge to hand a verdict down

[Judge Kirby]
I gotta thank you all, now I clearly see
I, Judge Kirby, hereby decree
That I find the defendants to be
Not guilty