SMG4
Wotfi 2017 Rap Battle
SMG4:
S to the M to the G to the 4
That's a name i'm sure you've heard before
Filled to the brim with rhythm and flow
A sexy ass man from head to toe
Now I don't want to mention
So just pay attention
I'm about to kick your ass to the next dimension
If you think you're gonna win than you're deranged
Cause ever since the beginning
Nothing's changed!
An overweight plumber won't ever stick
You're gonna need a man like me who's EXTRA THICC!
You can take a swing
But you'll never be thе king!
You're about to get knocked out with a RING RING RING!

Mario:
Oh boy, you'rе back
Am I living a dream?
I get to re-destroy this stupid ass meme!
What are you gonna do you stupid dingus?
Sit at your computer and yell out PINGAS?
You're weak and pathetic
And never athletic!
Dr. Mario thinks that you're a diabetic!
As you sit at your computer all day long
Doing crap all except expanding that dong!
Now go home and cry to all your little fans!
While me, Mario
I got much better plans!
You're such a big fool
And this may sound cruel
But sorry glitchy
I've already won this duel!
SMG4:
HAHA! That's funny!
We've only begun!
I've brought some help to show you how it's done!

Luigi:
Mario, my paesano
It's time to stop!
If you keep this up
My ears are gonna pop!
You do nothing with your life except saving Peach!
How about you try some exercise?
Or maybe even bleach?
Sorry bro
But every diss here is true
Looks like for once
You're PLAYER 2!

Mario:
Oh no! It's Luigi! I'm so afraid
I can't stand losers who's never gotten laid
You rap like a mom
And it's really freaking dumb
Just go back home
And keep sucking on your thumb!
Now i've got a rapper who you don't wanna cross!
C'mon Fishy Boopkins
Show em' who's boss!
Fishy Boopkins:
Hey, SMG4
You're stinky and fat!
And um
Crap
I also hate your hat?
Ah, i'm sorry!
That was really mean
Oh man
It's not easy being green!

SMG4:
I'm sorry Fishy Boopkins but that rap was invalid
Because i'm not gonna listen to some stupid salad!
Is this your best Mario?
Cause it's sounding weak!
You're gonna end up adding to my winning streak!
Here comes my next rapper!
Things are looking dire!
Give it to em' Egadd and spit hot fire!

Egadd:
What's up bitches?
This is my rapping debut!
Looks like this rap could use some higher IQ!
Mario, there seems to be a lot of tension!
Don't fret boy! Have this new invention!
Use this mic to help you refute!
*But that's only because it'll be on mute*
Mario:
SHUT UP YOU STUPID WANNABE EDISON!
GO HOME AND TAKE YOUR OLD PEOPLE MEDICINE!
Now i'm gonna need someone as cool as spaghetti!
I need the one
The only
The badass Meggy!

Meggy:
It's such a shame
You boys are lame
Just raise your game, raise your game baby
Never
Give up
YEAH!

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