[Verse 1: Mario]
It's-a me, Mario! I'm the best, don't you see?
There's nothing better in this world except spaghetti
You think you got the grooves of Mario's moves?
I'm sorry, but you don't even compare with my man boobs
Hey, I kick the Koopa ass! And I save the princess, that's my Peach
I'm-a number one, and you suck pingas, biatch!

[Verse 2: SMG4]
Well, I didn't know being a fatty was so cool
Humping that spaghetti, while you sit and drool
You keep eatin' spaghetti, always wanting more
But, sorry, not me, I'm SMG4
You're supposed to be plumbing, doing other crap instead
While you just sit at home with Luigi in bed

[Verse 3: Mario and SMG4]
You motherfucker! What did you say?
Oh, you dеad now, I'mma make ya pay
I'll get two chopsticks, and shove 'еm up your ass!
Uh... no, sorry, I think I'll pass...
You sit at home all day, on your PC like no end
You'd think that would explain why you have no girlfriend
You think you got swag? Even if you're a hag?
Ha, well Mario's got it in the bag!
[Verse 4: SMG4]
Girlfriend? Are you kidding? That's just rude
Considering your girlfriend is just a puddle of food
Look at my followers, who doesn't love me?
Why not subscribe? It's totally free
I think I win this one, Mario, buddy
Why not go home and hump some Teletubbies?

[Mario]
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
*insert fighting and screaming here*