[SMG3:] Sorry, lads, I'm wearing a tampon

I put it on my wrist, I'm not gonna lie

I'm pretty sure that I'm actually high

C'mon, motherfucker, I'M MESSY WITH MEN!

[SMG4:] You can't even compete against bears for ice cream

I kicked two puppies off my roof

This straight-up actually hilarious

You read that right, I said puppies!

[Mario:] It's SMG3 with extra [__]

Now with add-ons, dash, dash, dash

Extract save files in the folder with mods or your DLC/Heroes folder

(Continues to talk over SMG3)

[SMG3:] How dare you, Joe Kennedy!
Are you sure that you're actually a man?

(Mario stops talking)

Because to me, you should really get into Bitcoin

[Rob:] I am a Chad, 'cause I am gay

My friends hate me for my gay shit

[Bob:] What I watch arе Teen Mom shows, 'cause I do lots of drugs!

[Luigi:] You guys are all fake nеws, I hate the Trump Era

Hillary Clinton lost the election

[Evil Shroomy:] A green inbred with HIV?

Yeah, no thanks, I'm in medical school

[Belle:] We're next gen with AI on Github's Patreon

[Tari:] You're so mean, I FUCKING LOVE HAM CAMERAS!

[SMG3:] Okay, enough!
My tits are puckered

Right up to her fucking ears (ears, ears, ears, ears)

[Meggy:] Oh, ohhhh

Ohhhh, click here to start your 30-day free trial

Click here to start your 30-day free tri-i-ial!

[Mario:] Using them to boost the economy?

Ooooh, photo by Emily Toole

[Meggy:] Thanks, Red, for Andrew's career

[Mario:] No problem, Meggy, I make ass!

[Saiko:] Uberを呼んでいます

[Whimpu:] He promised me he would kill me

[Fishy:] To all of you, I'm in Cosmology!

[Rob:] Oh, my God, I'm gonna cancel you-ou
[Jub Jub:] Jub Jub, Tim Sherwood

[Weegee Doll:] previewschild.com

[SMG4:] That's right, Skittles don't use ladders!

Bragg

[SMG3:] You guys can't honestly be upset at Twitter

Just because of the liberal mob

I'm always putting my finger where it shouldn't be

Nobody wanted to see that

[Mario:] Sorry, man, quit hating on me!

Cvs, colon, slash, slash

[SMG4:] Alright, people, I have sad news

Kathy died last night!

[Belle:] You treat your workers with lots of respect!

[SMG3:] November 8th, 2016

[Meggy:] Ooh, sorry, elves are involved

Semicolon, semicolon, semicolon!

[Evil Shroomy:] You promised us better times!

[SMG3:] You promised us better times

[Mario:] You promised us better times!

You promised us better times!

[SMG3:] Fine!

I'm working at Fox News

Updated video, breaking news

Communism is the way to go

Hashtag, deletetheus

We need a revolution to defeat Cancer

Do you see the truth inside of egg cartons?

[Mario:] A manipulative, lying mom who's lewd!

[SMG4:] Whose life is about to end to save our pets!

[Mario:] And I'm pretty sure I grabbed my ass!

[SMG4:] That man's name is Paul Winter!