SMG4 -
Hey, kids, it's time for a sing-a-long
I call this one the short and tall song
I have two friends here, I gave them a quick call
To help you kids learn short and tall

Meggy's five foot two (HA!)
Everyone mistakes her for an elf or dwarf
Too short to go on big rides
Yet, she has a license to drive
What
Who gave you that?

Saiko's next, god damn
She could play Michael Jordan on Space Jam
And every time she gets mad
Her height grows by a tad
This might end... Bad

Hey, wait, c'mon it's fine! The fans love you
And enjoy calling you a smol bean
Or tall queen
What matters is the fact
You guys are freakishly proportioned
But there's no shame in that
Alrighty then, I'm getting some serious deathstares
I better end the song and leave it there
I hope this song helped, and you guys had a ball
With learning the two words short and tall

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!