[Verse 1]
Oh, I remember, third of December
You in my sweater, I said it looked better
On you than it did me, beauty’s all I see
When you’re staring at me
But you watch my eyes as she

[Pre-Chorus]
Walks by
“Yeah, she’s pretty,” I lied
Used her as a disguise
You’re the one that I like, inside

[Chorus]
I know you’d never kiss me
I don’t even know where I should be
When she wore my sweater, was just polyester
But you wore it better
I wish you were Heather

[Verse 2]
You watch as she stands with me, gripping her hand
Put my arm on her shoulder, I’ve never been colder
Why don’t I love her? She’s such an angel
Can’t find a way out, I'd be better off dead as you
[Pre-Chorus]
Walk by
You’re a sight for sore eyes
Beaming in the moonlight
You’ve got me mesmerized, you feel right

[Chorus]
I know you’d never kiss me
I don’t even know where I should be
When she wore my sweater, was just polyester
But you wore it better
I wish you were Heather

[Bridge]
Wish you were Heather
Oh, I wish you were Heather

[Chorus]
I know you’d never kiss me
I don’t even know who I should be
When she wore my sweater, was just polyester
But you wore it better
I wish you were