[Intro]
No more of your dallyin' at the night club
Fast, come on, come on, push it
Push it

[Chorus]
Is this the in place to be?
What am I doing here?
Watching the girls go by
Spending money on

[Interlude]
Hey, hey
You, you
Hey

[Pre-Chorus]
Sleep all day
It's the only way
I'm a parasite
I creep about at night

[Chorus]
Night club, is this the in place to be?
Night club, what am I doing here?
Night club, watching the girls go by
Spending money on
[Verse]
I don't work 'cause I don't have to
I don't have to work, there's no work to do

[Refrain]
Night club, I'm a member of the night club
Night club, fully paid up member of the night club

[Interlude]
Is there a horn section, man?
And the bass
And the bass
And the bass, woo
And, are you ready? Start stompin', loud

[Interlude]
(I won't dance in a club like this
All the girls are slags
And the beer tastes just like piss)
We are family
I've got all my sisters with me
You know what I mean?
And if you want my body
If you think I'm sexy
Come on baby, let me know
Sexy motherfucker
You feelin' it?
[Verse 2]
I won't dance in a club like this
All the girls are slags
And the beer tastes just like piss

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm a parasite
And I creep about at night
Yes, I'm a member of the night club
A fully paid up member of the night club

[Chorus]
Night club, is this the in place to be?
Night club, what am I doing here?
Night club, watching the girls go by
Spending money on beer (Beer, beer, beer, beer)