[Refrain]
We're having all the fun
We're having all the fun

[Verse 1]
I live in a flat
I like Manchester United
I live with my girlfriend and my cat, we're really happy
I like watching television
Wearing duffle coats and moccasins
Eating crispy pancakes and having mundane haircuts - that's me done

[Refrain]
We're having all the fun
We're having all the fun

[Verse 2]
I live 'round the corner
I like diggin' up my garden
I take Buster, my dog, for the walk at five every evenin'
That gives me half an hour before the pubs are open
I go in, sit down, and drink until a quarter to eleven, then go home

[Refrain]
We're having all the fun
We're having all the fun
[Bridge]
We're quite happy to be
What we've turned out to be
We won't cause any fuss
If we're allowed to be us

[Refrain]
We're (supposed to be) having all the fun
We're (supposed to be) having all the fun

[Verse 3]
I live with a girl
I used to live with my brother
I like drinking sweet white wine and smoking lots of ganja
When I go out to blues
All the girls can't refuse
When they see my leather trousers, my gold chain and my kung-fu shoes

[Outro]
We're (supposed to be) having all the fun
We're (supposed to be) having all the fun
We're (supposed to be) having all the fun
We're (supposed to be) having all the fun