[Phil]
Whenever I'm alone,
Or if I'm feeling gray,
There's one place I can go,
To brighten up my day!

It makes me want to sing
That's how the show should end,
But wouldn't it would it be good if I could sing it with a friend?

[Dan]
...Okay, fine, whatever I'll join in too!

[Phil]
I might go outside, and feel more alive
Without Twitter where would I be?

[Dan]
I guess I'd be fit,
I'd stop posting shi-

[Phil]
-Rubbish!

[Dan]
And Tumblr's a part of me!

[Phil]
So many websites and so little time!
Just one or two you should avoid!

[Dan]
Just don't stop watching YouTube
Or we'll be unemployed!

[Both]
The internet is here!
The internet is great!
When you've got lots of followers,
Who needs a real mate?

It might be antisocial!
But these days that is fine.

[Dan]
'Cause life is so much better when you spend it all online!

[Phil]
A place where you can be yourself
No matter if you're geeky!

[Dan]
Find friends that share your hobbies
Even if they're freaky...

[Phil]
Where any question in your head is answered in an instant!

[Dan]
Who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence?

[Both]
The internet is here! The internet is great!
When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate?

Without the internet,
We never would have met!

[Phil]
We'd never be here on a stage doing things we might regret!

[Dan]
DANCE BREAK!

[Instrumental]

[Phil]
Who cares if you're a loser
And everybody knows it?!

[Dan]
Or if you spend your life
Drawing whiskers on your noses!

[Phil]
Even if your chances of getting tanned are slim!

[Dan]
Or if you live vicariously through the life of a sim!

[Dil Howlter]
Sheltay zomo!

[Dan and Phil]
The internet is here!
The internet is great!
When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate?

It might be antisocial
But these days that is fine.

'Cause life is so much better
Life is so much better
Life is so much better
When you spend
It
All
Online!