Verse 1:
Sitting on my own, scrolling on the phone, it’s another Friday night
Feeling like a pimp, with my popcorn shrimp and the Cheetos on the side
Then my phone lights up...

Dialoge 1:
-“Hey dude, we’re going bowling, wanna come?”
-I can’t
-“Well… we’re gonna go to the movies later, wanna come to that?”
-I have plans
-“Well… we could just come over and hang out or…”
-I already told you, I can’t, I have plans

At a certain point, my friends got tired of me backing out
They called me up and asked me what these plans were about

Dialoge 2:
-“Dude, what’s been going on with you?”
-Do you really wanna know?
-“Yes…”

Refrain:
I have anxiety
Don’t talk to me
Lock me in my room and throw away the key
I have Anxiety
My best friend, undeniably
No one else is constantly there for me
Like my anxiety
Yeah…
Dialoge 3:
-Anxiety, you’re my best friend
-You’re my best friend too, and we’re gonna be together forever and ever!
-Oh… That’s great… I do think eventually I’d like to see my friends though
-No, I’m the only friend you need!
-But I think they’re worried about me
-They’re not worried about you, they barely even think about you anymore cause you don’t hang out with them
-Isn't that because of you?
-Definitely not because of me, that’s all your fault!
-But what about my family?
-I'm pretty sure your family hates you! Remember that one time you did that one thing? Trust me, you’re doing them a favor staying inside
-So anxiety… I guess it’s just you and me tonight, huh?
-Yep! And tomorrow night, and the night after that, and the night after that, forever and ever and ever and ever and ever..."

Refrain 2:
Anxiety!
Don’t talk to me
Lock me in my room and throw away the key
I have Anxiety
It keeps me from society
I’m just about to lose what’s left of my sobriety

Refrain 3:
Cause I have anxiety
Anxiety! Anxiety! Anxiety!
Oh my anxiety
It’s building up inside of me
Even when I want to be completely on my own I still have FU-