Man I Hate My Life

(Intro)

Okay I Think I'm Feeling It

Um So I Dive In Toad



(Verse 1)

Every single day

I gotta clean up

The kitchen!

Bowser screaming at me

Saying scrub all of the dishes

And Junior's a gremlin

He's a monster i live with

That's the reason why I quit

Cuz I just reached my limit

The struggle is real

I need a new job!

I worked as a plumber

And I once was a cop

I shot a black guy

And i planted a gun by his leg

I quit the plumber job cuz

I got poop on my head

Worked at a call center

But it got on my nerves!

They were so rude

That's not what i deserve!

And a security guard

At a pizza place

The monsters came alive

When you stayed too late!

Had to quit bowser

He treats me like a slave

Always make me watch his brat

But i barely get paid

But i hate these other jobs

I don't know what to do!

Dude your life sucks!

Toad you don't have a clue!



(Hook)

Man I hate my life! (x3)

I kinda wish that i was white!

Man I hate my life! (x3)

I kinda wish that i was white!

Man I hate my life! (x3)

I wish that everything was right!

Man I hate my life!

I wish that everything was right!