(Intro)
Okay I Think I'm Feeling It
Um So I Dive In Toad

(Verse 1)
Every single day
I gotta clean up
The kitchen!
Bowser screaming at me
Saying scrub all of the dishes
And Junior's a gremlin
He's a monster i live with
That's the reason why I quit
Cuz I just reached my limit
The struggle is real
I need a new job!
I worked as a plumber
And I once was a cop
I shot a black guy
And i planted a gun by his leg
I quit the plumber job cuz
I got poop on my head
Worked at a call center
But it got on my nerves!
They were so rude
That's not what i deserve!
And a security guard
At a pizza place
The monsters came alive
When you stayed too late!
Had to quit bowser
He treats me like a slave
Always make me watch his brat
But i barely get paid
But i hate these other jobs
I don't know what to do!
Dude your life sucks!
Toad you don't have a clue!

(Hook)
Man I hate my life! (x3)
I kinda wish that i was white!
Man I hate my life! (x3)
I kinda wish that i was white!
Man I hate my life! (x3)
I wish that everything was right!
Man I hate my life!
I wish that everything was right!