Pepper Coyote
Goin to Maine
[Spoken Intro]
Hey man, I'm thinkin' about havin' a party
Oh yeah? Where at?
In Maine!
Maine? Aw, hell yeah
Woke up at 4
Callin' my dad to see if he can drop me off at the airport
My carry-on bag has enough clothes
To last me
I got it all set up
Twitter location updated so my page won’t be berated with the
"Hey where are you?
Don’t ignore me"
I’ll tell 'em that (I'll tell 'em that)
I’m gonna be in Bangor (Bangor, Maine)
I hope they can keep their jealousy under wraps
The doors draw back by themsеlves and I awaken
Hear thе wind blowin' in my ears
Though the seat next to me may contain something contagious
An itch can’t pull the smile out of me
Now the seat belt light is on
If you can make it to the bathroom it’s already too late
So, put your head phones on
And when you open your eyes you’ll be in Maine
[Spoken]
Well everyone, we've reached our cruising altitude of, uh, 35,000 ft
It looks like blue skies [?] we'll be touching on the ground in about, uh, 25 minutes
I step out into the conditioned air of the glorious
Portland International Jetport (no smoking, please)
Yes, all 7 gates of it
And woah! all the lights the blurry sights
You know those sights seen so unsightly
I’ll give it a day or two, to see if the sun keeps this shade of grey
I hit the club, or should I say the Denny’s
Maybe I’ll go mess with Stephen King
The doors draw back by themselves and I awaken
Hear the wind blowin' in my ears
Though the seat next to me may contain something contagious
An itch can’t pull the smile out of me
Now the seat belt light is on
If you can make it to the bathroom it’s already too late
So, put your head phones on
And when you open your eyes you’ll be in Maine
Snow hats, lobsters, pine trees, chowder
Snow hats, lobsters, pine trees, chowder
Snow hats, lobsters, pine trees, chowder
(C'mon!)
The doors draw back by themselves and I awaken
Hear the wind blowin' in my ears
Though the seat next to me may contain something contagious
An itch can’t pull the smile out of me
Now the seat belt light is on
If you can make it to the bathroom it’s already too late
So, put your head phones on
And when you open your eyes you’ll be in Maine
[Spoken Outro]
You know, um, since I wrote this, I have not impacted Maine
But I have been to Florida, and it, uh, it's not...
Suck it, Florida