[Verse 1]
Late on a Friday at the Walmart
She stops to wash her hands
It just seemed to make sense
One word rings out somewhere behind her
Does she understand?
Does think she's a man?
A middle finger in her face
We feel ashamed of the human race
She got no badge, but she's still pullin' out the mace
Oh!

[Chorus]
You got a ticket from the sex police
You got a ticket from the sex police
Usin' a stall, you got no hope at all
Cuz the po po be out of control, woah!
You got a ticket from the sex police
You got a ticket from the sex police
You got a choice, and you got a voice
Do you die on a hill of bad opinions or let it go?

[Verse 2]
They wear no uniform, no dress code
You might not know they're there
You might not think they care
What kind of congregation is this?
Have you tried minding your own business?
On your way into the bathroom
Been going for a thousand years
Reject the manufactured fears
Didn't want it in North Carolina
And now we don't want it here, Oh!
[Chorus]
You got a ticket from the sex police
You got a ticket from the sex police
Usin' a stall, you got no hope at all
Cuz the po po be out of control, Woah!
You got a ticket from the sex police
You got a ticket from the sex police
You got a choice, and you got a voice
Do you die on a hill of bad opinions or let it go?

[Bridge]
There has never been a single person male or female in this case
That changed their gender for a day to sneak into a private place
Or occupy a typically feminine or other space
And creep up on your grandma in the hospital or other quite
Ridiculous assertions that there's sinister intent behind
The use of public restrooms where they previously went inside
The bastion of a stall and if you look you should get bent
Decide the gender of yourself because you're not the sex police

[Verse 3]
When you go into a bathroom
You chose for yourself
Not for someone else
We've already solved this problem
By wearing pants or skirts
You know what I mean, of course
Now come on
[Chorus]
You got a ticket from the sex police
You got a ticket from the sex police
Usin' a stall, you got no hope at all
Cuz the popo be out of control, Woah!
You got a ticket from the sex police
You got a ticket from the sex police
You got a choice, and you got a voice
Do you die on a hill of bad opinions or let it go?