[Hook]
I love Betty Brown's mother
I hope it's not against the law, no
I just love Betty Brown's mother
Though she is my mother-in-law

[Verse 1]
No, I've never been unfaithful
I have been a one woman man
Now I don't wanna sound ungrateful
But I'd like to extend my family plan

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
I know this is a risky business
And I dare not upset the wife
To the older woman it pleases
To younger's a danger in life

[Hook]

[Verse 1 Repeated]

[Hook x3]
[Verse 3]
When Betty Brown hear this sound
She's gonna think I'm a clown
And I don't want fo' she to put me down
But I had to bring myself around
To tell her, oh no

[Hook]