[Verse 1]
Don't question my necessities
Feed me, I survive on just rice and beans
Eager to see the world beyond this couch
But you neglected me, and trapped me and killed me
So now I'm bitter and I have rage
In return, I bestow the title, 'Nintendo dork'
A small penance, for you returned me my life
But I'm sick of hearing you rant and pontificate
Forgetting to feed me

[Chorus]
Don't question me, Nintendo dork
I live behind the couch
Don't question me, Nintendo dork
I live behind the couch
I live, I live
I live behind the couch

[Verse 2]
My space may be small, but I call it home
'Cause I don't need much, just a place to lay my head
And I got my posters and a couple albums
A new hat would be nice, but at least give me something to eat
Oh, oh, oh
'Cause I want to be in front of the couch someday
I need to eat really healthy
Maybe some vegetables and some chicken noodle soup
Maybe I should go jogging, nevermind, jogging's too hard
I'm sweating like an animal
You fuckin' Nintendo dork
[Chorus]
Don't question me
I live behind the couch
I want to be in front of the couch
Take a stroll to the side of the couch
And maybe even look out a window
Can I get a burrito?
Fuck, there’s a pesky mosquito
I live behind the couch

[Outro]
I live, fuckin' Nintendo dork
I live, fuckin' Nintendo dork
I live, I live behind the couch
I live behind the couch
Fuckin' Nintendo dork
I live behind the couch