Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa
Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa
Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa
Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa
Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa
Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa
Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa
Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa
Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa
Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa
Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa
Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa
Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa
Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa
(Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah)

Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!
The great big greedy nincompoop!
Augustus Gloop!
So big and vile
So greedy, foul, and infantile

"Come on!" we cried, "The time is ripe"
"To send him shooting up the pipe!"
But don't, dear children, be alarmed;
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed
(Aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah)

Although, of course, we must admit
He will be altered quite a bit
Slowly, wheels go round and round
And cogs begin to grind and pound;

We'll boil him for a minute more
Until we're absolutely sure
Then out he comes! And now! By grace!
A miracle has taken place!
A miracle has taken place!

This greedy brute, this louse's ear
Is loved by people everywhere!
For who could hate or bear a grudge
Against a luscious bit of fudge?