[Verse 1]
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Losers: not invited, losers: not invited

Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Losers: not invited, losers: not invited

[Pre-Chorus]
Look, now everybody can see
Look, now everybody can see
Love me, love me

[Verse 2]
Kick me, I'm an arrogant
Prick me, I'm an arrogant
Kick mе, I'm an arrogant
Prick me, I'm an arrogant
I'm a selfish asshole
I'm a sеlfish asshole
Kick me, I'm a royalty
Kick me, I'm a royalty
Kick me, I'm a royalty
Kick me, I'm a royalty
Poverty disgusts me
Poverty disgusts me

[Pre-Chorus]
But I'm such a likable guy
But I'm such a likable guy
Love me, love me

[Chorus]
I'm a lovely guy, I'm a lovely guy
Kick it, kick it
So I know you're there
I do appreciate you as I would a chair
So I can sit and you and you will see
How much that you depend on me
I love it when you, love it when you
Really love it when you
Treat me like a scumbag
Treat me like a scumbag

[Verse 3]
Fuck me, I'm a billionaire
Fuck me, I'm a billionaire
Fuck me, I'm a billionaire
Fuck me, I'm a billionaire
I love the attention
I love the attention
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Losers: not invited, losers: not invited
I'm such a sensitive guy
I'm such a sensitive guy

[Pre-Chorus]
Love me, love me

[Outro]
Kick it, kick it, kit it, kit it
Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me
Kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it
Love me, love me, love me, love me, love