Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Hey, kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Losers not invited
Losers not invited

Look now, everybody can see
Look now, everybody can see
Love me, love me, love me

Kick me, I'm an arrogant prick, yeah
Kick me, I'm an arrogant—
I'm a selfish asshole
I'm a selfish asshole
I'm a selfish asshole

Kick me, I'm a royalty
Kick me, I'm a royalty
Poverty disgusts me
Poverty disgusts me
But I'm such a likеable guy
I'm such a likeable guy
I'm such a likеable guy
Love me, love me, love me
Kick it so I know you're there
I do appreciate you as I would a chair
So I can sit on you and you will see
How much you depend on me
I love it when you love it, when you really love it when you
Treat me like a scumbag

Fuck me, I'm a billionaire
Fuck me, baby, I'm a billionaire
I love the attention
I love the attention
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, kick me, I'm a celebrity, no
No, no losers
No, no, no losers
Loser, no losers
Losers not invited
Losers not invited
I'm a sensitive guy
I'm a sensitive guy
Love me, love me, love me
Okay, go ahead, kick it